Tony Shepps Saturday Jul 28 12:38 PM
7/28: Brazilian 94-year-old poses for Penthouse
Got your attention with that title, eh? You say you wanted to see this chick nekkid?
Her name is Dercy Goncalves. She's an actress, beginning her career in 1929. She's lost count of the number of plastic surgeries she's had.
It all started two years ago, when at the ripe old age of 92, Dercy was invited to become an underwear model. She noted that she believed life begins at 60, because "It is at this age that people feel free from any criticism. I had this change at age 80 when I stopped dating."
The posing caused a real commotion in the Brazilian media, and Dercy became one of Brazil's most popular personalities... or at least the top vote-getter in "dead pools". She then made it known that she would be amenable to offers to pose entirely nude. And the Brazilian version of Penthouse took her up on it. The layout will appear in their September issue. Watch for it at Rio newsstands!
Hubris Boy Saturday Jul 28 05:17 PM
AAAAAAAHH! MY EYES!! (Claws desperately at empty, smoking sockets)
Gee, thanks Tony. Ummmmm... 94 year-old what?
alphageek31337 Saturday Jul 28 06:56 PM
The best I can figure, 94 years ago, a man and a small leopard got drunk....
jaguar Saturday Jul 28 09:07 PM
goddamn, this is going to be up there with goatse.cx
(slashdotters will get this)
Chewbaccus Sunday Jul 29 01:21 AM
Steve, when you look at the pattern closely, you see that a zebra got in on that at one point.
jaguar Sunday Jul 29 04:29 AM
Your looking faaaaaar too close mon ami
Count Zero Sunday Jul 29 10:06 PM
Hehe... I live in S„o Paulo, Brazil, and I'm impressed this news got this far...
Here's what she said about the posing (poorly translated by me):
"It's not like It would open my legs and embarrass my family. It's going to be very artistic, the type of thing you would put on your coffe table."
Btw. Didn't even know there was a brazillian version of Penthouse. Apparently, it's a tad different from the original.:p
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