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   Undertoad  Sunday Sep 14 12:50 PM

9/14/2003: Ad on pregnant abdomen



We had forehead advertising on the IotD before, now... pregnant belly advertising. How much to rent out your 8-months-pregnant abdomen for a day as you walk around London? L250 (about $400)



yossarian  Sunday Sep 14 01:27 PM

Wonderful photo. Does the daily rate vary depending on the degree of pregnancy? More belly, more advertisement.



xoxoxoBruce  Sunday Sep 14 04:36 PM

Welcome to the Cellar Yos. I suppose she gets paid up front. Wonder if she has to refund prorated if she goes into labor during the day?



yossarian  Sunday Sep 14 04:40 PM

Always possible she gets more for going into labor while wearing the sign. After all, Doctors & nurses might constiute better demographics for the advertisements.



GlassJaw  Sunday Sep 14 05:41 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by yossarian
After all, Doctors & nurses might constiuted better demographics for the advertisements.
Did you check out Micro-Babies.co.uk? I'm pretty sure that Docs and nurses wouldnt be interested, but little girls who see pregant mommies might be.

Are we sure that monetary figure isnt a typo? I could bare all sorts of body parts for US$400 a day.


Elspode  Sunday Sep 14 07:18 PM

That is a pretty sweet deal all the way around. $400 and some healthy exercise for an expectant mom who has to obviously be out and about being seen for the day.



russotto  Monday Sep 15 09:39 AM

If they'd use ordinary large bellies and bottoms, tens of thousands of Philadelphians could break the cycle of poverty.



chrisinhouston  Monday Sep 15 11:55 AM

Wonder if she needs to use sunscreen. The thought of a sunburn on a stretched out pregnant belly doesn't sound good.



dave  Monday Sep 15 01:08 PM

There's no sun in London.



yossarian  Monday Sep 15 02:26 PM

Not much sun but enough. I got fried there in May riding in the top deck of a tourist bus. That was the last sun we saw that week.



jaguar  Tuesday Sep 16 10:45 PM

was about to say. London/England had one hell of a sumer this year (last good one I remember was '96). I'm hoping for a killer snow season after all this heat...



yossarian  Wednesday Sep 17 11:09 AM

Jaguar you should try living in Atlanta GA. After August we're generally ready to head for Alaska to escape the oppressive heat & humidity. One good thing about the humidy is the pregnant bellies get plenty of moisture to minimize stretch marks.



Yharr  Wednesday Sep 17 03:38 PM

I currently attempt to live in Atlanta, GA. You aren't kidding about the oppressive humidity.

This is one godawful state. Nice bellies around here, though.



DNK  Wednesday Sep 17 04:16 PM

Atlanta's not too bad. I've got 28 years here and I don't sweat anymore. Of course, if it drops below 60, I can't feel my fingers...


GBA

DNK



xoxoxoBruce  Wednesday Sep 17 05:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Yharr
I currently attempt to live in Atlanta, GA. You aren't kidding about the oppressive humidity.

This is one godawful state. Nice bellies around here, though.
Of course. Everyones heard of Southern Bellies.


Yharr  Wednesday Sep 17 06:30 PM

You mean this kind?







yossarian  Wednesday Sep 17 06:35 PM

Oh yeah! Thems southern bellies.



xoxoxoBruce  Wednesday Sep 17 10:45 PM

http://cellar.org/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3838



LUVBUGZ  Friday Sep 19 11:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Yharr
You mean this kind?
Damn, they grow um big down in Atlanta. One would think with all the humidity you guys would sweat some of that off. Have another beer while you're at it guys


dave  Saturday Sep 20 03:58 AM

Sweating just gets rid of water. It doesn't burn fat at all, and can be very detrimental to your health if you don't replenish what is sweat off.



xoxoxoBruce  Saturday Sep 20 04:31 AM

And the alcohol you replace the water with is lighter. Is that how UT is losing weight??



EdZachary  Sunday Sep 21 10:12 AM

On the other hand it gives them plenty of canvas to work with.



LUVBUGZ  Sunday Sep 21 10:30 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by EdZachary
On the other hand it gives them plenty of canvas to work with.
Good one Ed, Welcome to the Cellar! Looks like you might fit right in around here. Unfortunately, I think prego bellies offer higher real estate value for advertisers than beer bellies, but who knows, you may be on to something here, scary


xoxoxoBruce  Sunday Sep 21 08:18 PM

Great, Ed.



plthijinx  Sunday Sep 21 11:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LUVBUGZ
Unfortunately, I think prego bellies offer higher real estate value for advertisers than beer bellies, but who knows, you may be on to something here, scary
c'mon luv, haven't you ever been to a NASCAR event?


LUVBUGZ  Monday Sep 22 03:03 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by plthijinx


c'mon luv, haven't you ever been to a NASCAR event?
Actually, I haven't, but I know what you're talking about . I got damn close though. A couple of projects ago I was in Vegas when NASCAR was there and my hotel was right down the street from the race track. I couldn't find anyone to go with and I didn't have enough balls to go by myself so I had to just watch all the racer's buses pull out on the last day


Elspode  Monday Sep 22 09:04 AM

Brilliant, EZ, just brilliiant! Superb first post. Welcome to The Cellar!



EdZachary  Monday Sep 22 12:22 PM

Thanks Els. Glad you liked it. I wonder what your response would have been had I used an MTV logo instead... I was THAT close.

Quote:
Good one Ed, Welcome to the Cellar! Looks like you might fit right in around here
Before jumping in I read a number of recent threads and you know..your comment sounds like a diagnosis


LUVBUGZ  Monday Sep 22 12:52 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EdZachary
...Before jumping in I read a number of recent threads and you know..your comment sounds like a diagnosis
Fuckin' A, now I'm getting ripped by friggin' NEWBIES. Shit, I can't win for losing around here. Just when I thought it was safe to show my cyber-face again and look what I get. I was nothing but nice to you EZ and I was all stoked I got to do a "Welcome to the Cellar" post before Bruce. Then I return to see you BUGZ bashing for no good reason. Well, like I said you'll definitely fit in around here now (Note sarcastic smilie, that means this post is sarcastic in content, no offense meant to EZ unless he of course was actually being mean to me first, in which case go "F" yourself:p )


99 44/100% pure  Monday Sep 22 01:12 PM

WTF???!!



EdZachary  Monday Sep 22 01:53 PM

Quote:
Fuckin' A, now I'm getting ripped by friggin' NEWBIES
NO rip intended, luvz. Just a harmless jab with a little wise-ass sarcasm throw in... and I appreciated the welcome.


wolf  Monday Sep 22 02:03 PM

I think BUGZ has some "issues".



Elspode  Monday Sep 22 02:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EdZachary
Thanks Els. Glad you liked it. I wonder what your response would have been had I used an MTV logo instead... I was THAT close.
Emblazoning MTV on one of the above guys could scarcely be considered to be beneficial advertising, so yeah, go for it!

Did I mention that MTV sucks?


Elspode  Monday Sep 22 02:15 PM

LB...you've gotta count to ten, breathe deep, and re-read stuff before you get upset. Really.

Ed was clearly just making some friendly banter, there...that's why he *does* fit in on the Cellar, as you noted.

Easy...easy...breathe deep...1...2...3...and so on.



LUVBUGZ  Monday Sep 22 02:26 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EdZachary
NO rip intended, luvz. Just a harmless jab with a little wise-ass sarcasm throw in... and I appreciated the welcome.
I know EZ, I could tell you were joking by your smilie, I was joking too, hence my smilie. But do you see what I mean, look at Wolf's post right after your's. Now she thinks I have "issues" . Jesus H. Christ, I was joking with EZ playing off of his joke with me and now I have issues. But, if it would have been any other Cellar "regular" that had posted the same exact thing, everyone would be laughing in unison, but since it's me I have "issues". Right about now is when I DO start having ISSUES.

Wolf, I like you, I don't even hardly know you, but any chick that can discharge an M-16 set on rapid fire (which I'm confident you can) has my respect. I don't think I have pissed you off in any way (so far), in fact, I can remember you being one of those who has given me the benefit of the doubt in past posts. Anyway, just curious, why do you think I have issues? All I was doing was joking with EZ which I even made a note of in my post so as not to bring on the Cellar onslaught, which I seem to be such a magnet for . Everyone keeps telling me I need to have a thick skin to hang here, but where is ya'lls thick skins? I hope to some day take a jab at somebody in here and have someone else say...hey, BUGZ that was pretty funny, as opposed to giving me a psyc. review .


wolf  Monday Sep 22 02:32 PM

You have astonished 99 44/100% pure, who is, as she states, "infrequently astonished".



LUVBUGZ  Monday Sep 22 02:32 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Elspode
LB...you've gotta count to ten, breathe deep, and re-read stuff before you get upset. Really.

Ed was clearly just making some friendly banter, there...that's why he *does* fit in on the Cellar, as you noted.

Easy...easy...breathe deep...1...2...3...and so on.
I KNOW he was joking, can't anybody see I WAS JOKIN' TOO??????
See above post.:p :p


Undertoad  Monday Sep 22 02:33 PM

You seem to be turned up to 9 a lot of the time. Turn it down to 4, perhaps, is what people are offering as friendly advice.



LUVBUGZ  Monday Sep 22 02:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by wolf
You have astonished 99 44/100% pure, who is, as she states, "infrequently astonished".
Was it me who astonished her or was it the beer belly ads?


LUVBUGZ  Monday Sep 22 02:55 PM

I can't help it, I have to laugh aloud. I make a stupid little post to the new guy where we are bouncing sarcasm off each other and I attract the Cellar Big Guns like flies on shit. Surprisingly enough it's Wolf, Els, and the Biggest Gun of them all, UT. I guess my mere presence is offensive . It would appear I have answered my own question about still being a Newbie. OC is right. That antibitch chick came in here a ripped all ya'll a new asshole without knowing anything about any of you and you didn't give her half the ass-kicking I'm STILL getting. Well, I'm embellishing a little here, but not much. Within a short time span most of you guys/gals were apologizing left and right to her, but I still can't manage to make a friggin' joke without pissing everybody off



Dagney  Monday Sep 22 02:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by wolf
I think BUGZ has some "issues".
But don't tell her that, I think it's a secret.

Dagney
(I have not yet begun to Bitch)


LUVBUGZ  Monday Sep 22 03:05 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Dagney


But don't tell her that, I think it's a secret.

Dagney
(I have not yet begun to Bitch)
Hey Dagney, nice to see your bright, shiny, friendly face is still around waiting to pounce:p and if you don't mind me borrowing your signature for this one...This post was not intended to be taken in any offensive, condescending, or non-friendly light. However if YOU took it that way, have at it.


Dagney  Monday Sep 22 03:07 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LUVBUGZ
Hey Dagney, nice to see your bright, shiny, friendly face is still around waiting to pounce:p and if you don't mind me borrowing your signature for this one...This post was not intended to be taken in any offensive, condescending, or non-friendly light. However if YOU took it that way, have at it.
Trust me, have way bigger personal issues than to take offense...besides, what I said was meant to be a joke. And taken as such.

I'll go back to my reality now.


Elspode  Monday Sep 22 03:20 PM

[joke] I think it is time to start requiring some sort of html switch like [joke] [/joke] so as to avoid further confusion. [/joke]



Whit  Monday Sep 22 03:21 PM

      Forget it guys. Telling Bugz to relax is never taken as 'friendly advice'. I'm really not sure why...
      Anyway, let it ride, she'll cool down in a minute and we can all move on and enjoy our posting expieriences.

      Speaking of which, the guy on the left kinda looks like 'Tank' Abott. If he's half as tough I'd leave'm alone. Of course it's hard to say since the only time I remember Tank smiling was before he got new teeth and he was grinding his knee into a mans face at the time.



LUVBUGZ  Monday Sep 22 03:22 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Dagney


Trust me, have way bigger personal issues than to take offense...besides, what I said was meant to be a joke. And taken as such.

I'll go back to my reality now.
Whew, that was relatively painless, Thanks Dag. I may need to "borrow" your new sig line and post it with everything I write.

You mean to tell me YOU have "personal issues". I don't believe it.

Have fun in your reality, wherever that may be


Leus  Monday Sep 22 03:27 PM

I can (almost) swear that LUVBUGZ smilies look somewhat different to the rest...




Undertoad  Monday Sep 22 03:31 PM

LB,

I do believe that if you got to know me better, I would really annoy you. People like me are very annoying to people like you. I... I don't know how to describe it, but we just are. People like me are really just an annoying pebble in your shoe, when you can't really stop to shake it out.

I mean look at what happened. I posted what I thought was a single, simple line of helpful advice, and you took it to mean that you remain geniunely and universally unliked.

I know that if I continue to post, I will end up HIGHLY annoying you... it's kind of inevitable. So we need to come up with some agreement, where you don't post on my threads and I won't post on yours, or something.

Please don't beg to differ as I know we will wind up simply fighting unproductively. I just know it.



LUVBUGZ  Monday Sep 22 03:34 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Whit
      Forget it guys. Telling Bugz to relax is never taken as 'friendly advice'. I'm really not sure why...
      Anyway, let it ride, she'll cool down in a minute and we can all move on and enjoy our posting expieriences...
Yeah, Whit is here. I feel loved again:p . I can't wait for Juju to show up so we can start the party:p . BTY, Whit, you spelled "experiences" incorrectly.

Els, the [joke] thingy is a good idea, but it already takes me forever and a day to post. I wish you guys could just see I'm joking to begin with so I wouldn't have to write 20 posts trying to explain that I was joking. I think I'll just steal Dagney's sig line..."This post was not intended to be taken in any offensive, condescending, or non-friendly light. However if YOU took it that way, have at it." What do you think???


Dagney  Monday Sep 22 03:36 PM

But UT, isn't it YOUR forum?

No need to hide IMNSHO.

Dagney

Who is offering a free HIPAA shoot to anyone who wants to come and lend her the munitions.



Dagney  Monday Sep 22 03:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LUVBUGZ
Whew, that was relatively painless, Thanks Dag. I may need to "borrow" your new sig line and post it with everything I write.

You mean to tell me YOU have "personal issues". I don't believe it.

Have fun in your reality, wherever that may be

Use my sigline, or don't, couldn't care less. It was written for you anyway.

By the way, it's DagNEY. Not Dag. I reserve that for people I like.

Dagney
Who's got the needle buried on the Bitch-o-meter today (And is the FIRST to admit it)


Whit  Monday Sep 22 03:40 PM

      Yeah, I misspell occasionally. Because of this I never say anything about the misspellings of others. If you can find where I have I'll make a thread and beg forgiveness. So go ahead and look.
      Why do you choose to be mean to me anyway? I was trying to smooth things over for you. Ah well. By the by, I have nothing but love for you sweet 'ums.



Undertoad  Monday Sep 22 03:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Dagney
But UT, isn't it YOUR forum?
No it really isn't. It has no meaning whatsoever without everyone else's participation, and I regularly beg people to give me any special status. Like the "What's the Cellar" link at the bottom says, this place is not about me, it's about you.

Without that core principle in effect, the place is basically meaningless to me.


Dagney  Monday Sep 22 03:51 PM

Point taken and understood. (I didna know that!)

But I truly don't think you - or anyone else should feel the need to hide, censor themselves, or otherwise watch what they'd say because of one person.



LUVBUGZ  Monday Sep 22 04:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Undertoad
LB,

I do believe that if you got to know me better, I would really annoy you. People like me are very annoying to people like you. I... I don't know how to describe it, but we just are. People like me are really just an annoying pebble in your shoe, when you can't really stop to shake it out.

I mean look at what happened. I posted what I thought was a single, simple line of helpful advice, and you took it to mean that you remain geniunely and universally unliked.

I know that if I continue to post, I will end up HIGHLY annoying you... it's kind of inevitable. So we need to come up with some agreement, where you don't post on my threads and I won't post on yours, or something.

Please don't beg to differ as I know we will wind up simply fighting unproductively. I just know it.
UT, YOU DO NOT ANNOY ME. I was just suprised to see you make a post over such a stupid issue as no one being able to take a freakin' joke. I guess I assumed you of all people would be able to see I was joking with EZ, since you're the boss and have seen millions of posts. I quess I was mistaken. I interpreted your post as exactly what you said it was. A simple line of helpful advice. I appreciated it and am trying to take 'er down a notch, but I didn't feel it necessary to reply and share that with you, maybe I should have. I like you, I like Wolf, I like Els, I like Bruce, I like Jinx, I like OC, I like a lot of people here (sorry to any of you I have omitted) and I think they geniunely like me too (I hope). How the heck can we not post in the same threads, the Cellar is your baby, you created it and post in every forum daily (wait a minute, are you giving me a hint UT, am I getting kicked out?????)


Undertoad  Monday Sep 22 04:16 PM

I know - I don't annoy you NOW, because you know so little about me. As you come to know me, you will find that you call me an enemy.



LUVBUGZ  Monday Sep 22 04:16 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Whit
      Yeah, I misspell occasionally. Because of this I never say anything about the misspellings of others. If you can find where I have I'll make a thread and beg forgiveness. So go ahead and look.
      Why do you choose to be mean to me anyway? I was trying to smooth things over for you. Ah well. By the by, I have nothing but love for you sweet 'ums.
Now how the heck was I being mean to you Whit?????? Where's the "thick skin"?


LUVBUGZ  Monday Sep 22 04:30 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Undertoad
I know - I don't annoy you NOW, because you know so little about me. As you come to know me, you will find that you call me an enemy.
Where the heck did you get that from, UT? I really don't think people like Whit, for example, hate me. I considered our "tiff", over and done with, but he apparently thinks I'm now being "mean" to him. You said in your post that, "...[i] took [your advice] to mean that [i] remain geniunely and universally unliked." I do not feel "geniunely and universally unliked", but how can you ignore the blatant hatred I get from people like DagNEY...[quote from her] "Use my sigline, or don't, couldn't care less. It was written for you anyway. By the way, it's DagNEY. Not Dag. I reserve that for people I like." And, "But I truly don't think you [UT] - or anyone else should feel the need to hide, censor themselves, or otherwise watch what they'd say because of one person [LUVBUGZ]." I don't think you can expalin that away as "helpful, friendly advise".


Dagney  Monday Sep 22 04:42 PM

Trust me, you've not crossed over to the point where I _hate_ you. But keep pushing me. Trust me, you WON'T like it.

You haven't bothered me until today. I've been able to ignore you. (Not really a HUGE problem, you've fallen off my radar)

However, out of the blue, you single me out as being MEAN to you, and I never was. I was polite, I was well spoken, well intentioned, and well thought out. I told you I'd drop it. And I did, never to be mentioned again. You said you would as well, but apparently you're not as good as your word.

But that still wasn't good enough. You had to bring it up, totally unrelated, on a thread I was NOT involved in. I refuse to have my name drug through the mud by someone who just wants/needs/craves attention. And I'm not going to apologize for saying what I'm saying right now, because I mean it.

And I'm going to do something I've not done here before.

Lower myself to your level.

Get a fucking grip girl. If you can't handle intelligent conversation without thinking it's about you. Log off and go home. If you can't deal with sarcasm and jokes without thinking it's a direct attack. Log off and go home. If you can't leave the past where it belongs, log off and go home. Like I told you before, AOL is taking new members daily. Perhaps that's more on your level. I even have a few free cd's I'll send to you, just to shut you up.

Sorry, I'm not going to fall on my knees and grovel for your forgiveness. Anyone who knows me, will know I do NOT do that. For anyone. Ever. Period. I DON'T like you, and I've done my best to not come out and say that. You are an arrogant, childish, self centered brat. And you NEED to grow up, get some thick skin, and stop thinking the world revolves around your little shit collecting life. Trust me, it doesn't. (And it doesn't revolve around mine, just so you can't come back and say that I'm claiming God-like powers)

Now, I'm done with what I have to say to you. Period. You've left my radar, my planet, and my universe. When you get a grip, I'll consider looking in your general direction. Maybe. If I've got nothing better to do. And my toenails always need painted. (Which is a nice way of saying that I'll ALWAYS have something better to do - Just so you don't get a little inkling of hope that I'll change my mind)

Now, that I've got THAT off my chest, I'm going to go deal with reality. Perhaps you need a dose of that yourself.

Dagney.



OnyxCougar  Monday Sep 22 04:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LUVBUGZ
I don't think you can expalin that away as "helpful, friendly advise".
oo! OO! expalin = dyslexic and advise is a verb: to advise while advice is a noun: to give advice.

***marks up the monitor with red sharpie and runs off screaming into the night***

WTF. Last time I saw a post was a few hours ago, everything was fine. I didn't even understand ED's post. Next thing I know we're on page 3 and Bugz went and forgot her [sarcasm] tags again. **pokes her** Got. To. Remember. Those. Luv.

I got married today, so everybody stop fighting about what everyone agrees is MELODRAMA for just tonight. Please?

And Luv, hunny, if UT wanted you out, you'dve never been able to post at all. So relax. Breathe, sweetie. 'Sgonna be okay. And I know you don't think you did anything wrong, and I know you see a double standard in who says what causing which ruckus, and that's ok, too. Remember. The. Tags. k??



Dagney  Monday Sep 22 04:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LUVBUGZ
Where the heck did you get that from, UT? I really don't think people like Whit, for example, hate me. I considered our "tiff", over and done with, but he apparently thinks I'm now being "mean" to him. You said in your post that, "...[i] took [your advice] to mean that [i] remain geniunely and universally unliked." I do not feel "geniunely and universally unliked", but how can you ignore the blatant hatred I get from people like DagNEY...[quote from her] "Use my sigline, or don't, couldn't care less. It was written for you anyway. By the way, it's DagNEY. Not Dag. I reserve that for people I like." And, "But I truly don't think you [UT] - or anyone else should feel the need to hide, censor themselves, or otherwise watch what they'd say because of one person [LUVBUGZ]." I don't think you can expalin that away as "helpful, friendly advise".
Go back and read what I said. I never mentioned your name. Your ability to point it back to you is uncanny.

Shall we get you reading lessons and glasses to go along with your AOL CDs?


Dagney  Monday Sep 22 04:49 PM

Congrats to you

"I got married today" Said OC....

Best wishes and best of luck! A wonderful day to do it too!

Dagney (who's counting the days till her wedding too!)



Elspode  Monday Sep 22 05:02 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by OnyxCougar
I got married today...
Hot damn! Congrats, OC! Handfasted too, or just hitched?


xoxoxoBruce  Monday Sep 22 05:16 PM

Remember BUGZ, you always hurt the one you love......



EdZachary  Monday Sep 22 05:23 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by OnyxCougar


I didn't even understand ED's post.
I'd explain it but its probably best to let this thread just fade away.


Undertoad  Monday Sep 22 05:38 PM

Let's move the BUGZ bits to another area of the Cellar.



LUVBUGZ  Monday Sep 22 05:46 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by OnyxCougar


oo! OO! expalin = dyslexic and advise is a verb: to advise while advice is a noun: to give advice.

***marks up the monitor with red sharpie and runs off screaming into the night***

WTF. Last time I saw a post was a few hours ago, everything was fine. I didn't even understand ED's post. Next thing I know we're on page 3 and Bugz went and forgot her [sarcasm] tags again. **pokes her** Got. To. Remember. Those. Luv.

I got married today, so everybody stop fighting about what everyone agrees is MELODRAMA for just tonight. Please?

And Luv, hunny, if UT wanted you out, you'dve never been able to post at all. So relax. Breathe, sweetie. 'Sgonna be okay. And I know you don't think you did anything wrong, and I know you see a double standard in who says what causing which ruckus, and that's ok, too. Remember. The. Tags. k??
Damn, you're good OC. I really like you and I mean that, NO sarcasm in this statement. I was flustered there at the end on that one. I can't believe I actually pissed off UT, I had no intention of doing that. I know what you mean about the shit hitting the fan rapidly. I don't think many people did get EZ's jab because it was at me. I got it and thought it rather funny myself, but once again when I playfully jabbed back all hell broke loose. When you say [sarcasm] tags do you mean smilies? I thought I used enough smilies to cover my ass and actually came right out in English that I was poking fun ad EZ. I don't know how I can be any more obvious than that. Out of all the BS floating around here DagNEY is the only one to just come out and say she doesn't like me. Thank God someone can at least be honest about it and not try to cover up their real feelings with hidden innuendos. Thanks to you DagNEY, the feeling is mutual.

Anyhoo, congrats on the wedding OC. Last I read you were in the middle of Isabel. I guess you made it through alive and well. Oh, and sorry to hear about losing all your Wicca stuff. It sounds like you put a lot of work into collecting that stuff and it meant a lot to you. I would have liked to seen your pyramids


xoxoxoBruce  Monday Sep 22 05:49 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by OnyxCougar
I got married today, so everybody stop fighting about what everyone agrees is MELODRAMA for just tonight. Please?
Well then, Just why in hell do you care what's going on here?


LUVBUGZ  Monday Sep 22 06:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by EdZachary

I'd explain it but its probably best to let this thread just fade away.
I understood it EZ and that's all that really matters. I thought it was funny and since you apparently understand the basics of sarcastic humor I thought I'd shoot one back to ya . Sorry if it didn't come across that way to you. As you have apparently done your homework before posting I'm sure you have seen the ill effects my presence has brought to the Cellar in various other threads. Anyhoo, you'll do just fine here. Most people are pretty cool, I guess I'm just not one of them. Some advice from an illiterate, ignorant, non-communicative, psychotic, mean, bitch...stay on UT's good side, he's the only one who can pull the plug on you [The advice was a sarcastic wise-crack NOT ment to OFFEND ANYONE who may or may not be reading this now or in the future:p :p :p ]

PS...there's always PM (Personal Messaging) so if you want to trade sarcastic whips we can do it there in a relatively safe place and if I piss you off or offend you, YOU can tell me straight out and I won't need to spend 4 hours trying to explain myself to the rest of the peanut gallery


Whit  Monday Sep 22 06:17 PM

      OC! Congrats or condolences, take your pick. Seriously, best wishes to you and yours. Oh yeah, take the advice Bruce hinted at and forget the Cellar, just for tonight. Have fun, later.



wolf  Tuesday Sep 23 02:03 AM

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Originally posted by Dagney
But UT, isn't it YOUR forum?
Who is offering a free HIPAA shoot to anyone who wants to come and lend her the munitions.
When and where?

I'm frustrated in different ways by the dreaded HIPAA ...

although it is amazing the extent to which what you "know" about it is different from what it really says, if you bother to read the regs.

I do know, however, that I may soon be forced to hand a pen to people who are threatening to kill me so that they may sign off on their refusal to read a HIPAA rights packet ...


xoxoxoBruce  Tuesday Sep 23 05:20 AM

Duh....what's HIPAA?



wolf  Tuesday Sep 23 11:18 AM

Health Information Portability and Acessibility Act, or something like that.

It's the new batch of federal laws that relate to patient confidentiality and information sharing ... Short version, it sucks rocks, not that anyone is doing anything differently than they ever have, but that there is now more paperwork that you have to do to prove you're doing it.



Dagney  Tuesday Sep 23 11:33 AM

Sucks big rocks...

It's basically the revamping of how HealthCare is done. Electronic Transactions are being standardized (In a VERY painful manner), taking all of the current 1000+ proprietary formats, and making them all the same, for each insurance company. Standardizing how information is passed, what is passed, what's done with it when it gets to where it's going.

It also covers security of privately held Health information (PHI). (I can't just lay your medical records on my desk and walk away from it). And privacy of PHI I can't spray paint your diagnosis on the billboard on 95. But if YOU do it, it's okay.

But one of the best benefits of HIPAA is that it mandates portability of your health insurance. If you move from one job to another, and you've had health insurance for over 18 months continuously, it MUST be offered to you right away.

It's a huge pain in my butt, (the electronic transactions are what I'm working on) and sends me home in a foul bitch-o-matic mood most nights, but in the long run, HIPAA will be good for everyone.

Dagney



OnyxCougar  Tuesday Sep 23 02:31 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce

Well then, Just why in hell do you care what's going on here?
Because I was at work when I wrote it and I spend my free moments here when I'm not on a call at work? Silly Bruce.


darclauz  Tuesday Sep 23 02:55 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LUVBUGZ
I know EZ, I could tell you were joking by your smilie, I was joking too, hence my smilie. But do you see what I mean, look at Wolf's post right after your's. Now she thinks I have "issues" . .

wolf sees our issues like jesus sees our sins... it's just her way. =)


darclauz  Tuesday Sep 23 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by Undertoad
LB,

I do believe that if you got to know me better, I would really annoy you. People like me are very annoying to people like you. I... I don't know how to describe it, but we just are. People like me are really just an annoying pebble in your shoe, when you can't really stop to shake it out.

Please don't beg to differ as I know we will wind up simply fighting unproductively. I just know it.
hey UT.... i really like you.
have i ever told you that?


darclauz  Tuesday Sep 23 03:01 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by LUVBUGZ
Where the heck did you get that from, UT? I really don't think people like Whit, for example, hate me.
none of us really like whit.................. :p


juju  Tuesday Sep 23 03:20 PM

I like him. Hey, he even let me punch him in the face a couple weeks ago. Isn't that what friends are for?



Whit  Tuesday Sep 23 03:33 PM

      Actually Juju, lets be accurate.
You to punched me in the face lots of times a couple of weeks ago, but only 'cause I asked you to nicely. I really appreciated it too.

Quote:
none of us really like whit...
      Ah yes, the cellar is where I go to for love. Hey, I should put that in the tagline suggestion thread...


darclauz  Tuesday Sep 23 03:33 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by juju
I like him. Hey, he even let me punch him in the face a couple weeks ago. Isn't that what friends are for?
um, no. friends are the people who punch OTHER people in the face for you.

something about those arkansas folks.... ya gotta say it slower and more often for them.


Whit  Tuesday Sep 23 03:41 PM

      Sigh, you yanks are wimps. We'll tade a few shots then kick back and BS for awhile. Get a couple of beers if I drank. No wonder you haven't had a yank in the Oval office in over a decade.



darclauz  Tuesday Sep 23 03:43 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Whit
      No wonder you haven't had a yank in the Oval office in over a decade.
ya know, i think that nitwit we had before this one did a lot of yankin'........................

say.

wasn't he from arkansas too?!?!


juju  Tuesday Sep 23 03:56 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by darclauz
um, no. friends are the people who punch OTHER people in the face for you.
Well, Whit actually has a blue belt in "Martial Arts grappling", and has agreed to teach me a few things. I had boxing gloves on at the time, so I don't imagine it hurt him too much.


Whit  Tuesday Sep 23 06:02 PM

      Sigh, actually it's a green belt in Jarvis Kholen's Combat Grappling. For those of you that don't know anything about martial arts what the colors of the belts mean varies so widely system to system that you shouldn't bother with paying attention to it. Juju assumed Blue because I sent him a copy of my instructors emailed announcement of my receiving my blue from a couple of years ago. It was a grueling test that I felt for days afterward and some of the details were noted in the email. Anyway, until recently I had a teaching certificate but I lost it due to not being able to make the required number of training trips while I was unemployed.
      Juju was helping me in my training by striking me while I was pinned this means I have to escape quickly or take lots of unnecessary shots. And yes, for those of you that were wondering, I do want him to hit me as hard as he can. In addition to the 16 oz. gloves Juju was wearing I had a mouth piece in. When he gets better I'll add protective headgear.



juju  Tuesday Sep 23 06:35 PM

Whoops, sorry about that. I was just not paying attention to the colors, per your instructions.



xoxoxoBruce  Tuesday Sep 23 06:44 PM

Hey if you guys come to blows.......aw, nevermind.



Whit  Tuesday Sep 23 10:30 PM

      Hey Bruce, anytime you want to join in, feel free. We promise not to break you or anything!



xoxoxoBruce  Tuesday Sep 23 10:48 PM

Not me, dude. I learned that it's more efficient to just plug 'em and go find the ladies. That way I'm not all sweaty when I find them, too.



darclauz  Wednesday Sep 24 11:06 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by juju
Well, Whit actually has a blue belt in "Martial Arts grappling", and has agreed to teach me a few things. I had boxing gloves on at the time, so I don't imagine it hurt him too much.
somebody told me whit had a blue belt in groping as well.


Whit  Friday Sep 26 12:36 AM

      Like I said before, I've advanced beyond blue belt.



Yharr  Friday Sep 26 07:24 PM

I am NOT a peanut!

Relax.



Whit  Friday Sep 26 11:06 PM

      Um, Yharr? I think you missed the joke. Let's try again.

Quote:
From Dar:
somebody told me whit had a blue belt in groping as well.
Quote:
From me:
Like I said before, I've advanced beyond blue belt.
      Get it now?


darclauz  Saturday Sep 27 09:46 AM

ego? arrogance???????????

naaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.





Yharr  Saturday Sep 27 10:26 AM

THERE WAS A JOKE!??!?!

Guess I should read the thread before posting.



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