Undertoad Monday Sep 22 02:31 PM
9/22/2003: Indonesians kick at terror
dar512 Monday Sep 22 04:06 PM
Or Maybe it's really tryouts for the chorus line of the new James Bond musical.
ferkelparade Monday Sep 22 04:56 PM
What I find quite frightening is that this proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that the terrorists are the Good Guys here. I mean, everybody knows that only the Bad Guy is protected by a cadre of kickboxing kung fu monkeys. Were the president actually the Good Guy, he'd be the greatest kickboxer alive, would battle his way through terrorist hordes and finally defeat the terrorist head honcho in a dramatic showdown involving a number of white doves.
xoxoxoBruce Monday Sep 22 05:23 PM
Well don't you think OUR Secret Service Agents are trained in the Martial Arts? I think "Presidential Guards" would be the same thing and nothing like Republican Guards. But Bush's Secret Service guys would be Republican Guards. I'm so confused.
dave Monday Sep 22 05:40 PM
Our guys aren't trained in martial arts because you can't karate chop someone when two bullets have been placed through your mouth.
daniwong Monday Sep 22 07:25 PM
Well - I know that I am now scared of Indonesia. I mean - mean in suits trained at kick boxing??!!! Saddam better run if they come after him!!!!:p
Undertoad Monday Sep 22 07:51 PM
They must have an executive tailor who's good at reinforcing crotch seams.
bjlhct Monday Sep 22 11:27 PM
Those explosives are no match for my mad kickboxing skillz!
Elspode Tuesday Sep 23 01:09 AM
'.357 Magnum from Smith and Wesson!"
warch Tuesday Sep 23 01:52 PM
An easycare, stain resistant wool/lycra blend, tailored for the active male. Made in Indonesia, of course.
OnyxCougar Tuesday Sep 23 02:23 PM
Everybody was kung foo fighteeeeeeeeng!!! In fact it was a litte bit frightneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeng!!
dave Tuesday Sep 23 02:35 PM
Actually, you forgot the second line, which is
OnyxCougar Tuesday Sep 23 02:40 PM
Didn't forget it, just wasn't sure if I knew all the words correctly. And I don't know how fast these cats are. So I skipped it, as opposed to looking silly.
Whit Tuesday Sep 23 02:53 PM
bjlhct Wednesday Sep 24 04:57 PM
OK ... Defendu?
gossard187 Wednesday Sep 24 06:59 PM
daniwong Wednesday Sep 24 07:17 PM
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Sep 24 07:20 PM
What a bunch of nerds. You think anything underlined is a link.
ThisOleMiss Wednesday Sep 24 07:27 PM
Wonder if anyone's wearing a 'cup'?