Undertoad Saturday Oct 11 10:32 AM
10/11/2003: Dorito rock
mwbEEf Saturday Oct 11 10:46 AM
All I have to say is that I've eaten one of those...not nearly as big, but just as cheesy...and I must unfortunately report it isn't the blissful union of cheese and more cheese it appears to be.
xoxoxoBruce Saturday Oct 11 06:54 PM
I wonder what people did with this crap before Al Gore invented the internet?
slang Saturday Oct 11 07:01 PM
You mean <a href="http://www.sethf.com/gore" <a>"During my service in the United States Congress, I took the initiative in creating the Internet."</a>
juju Saturday Oct 11 07:12 PM
Al Gore never said that!
xoxoxoBruce Saturday Oct 11 07:15 PM
I know, he's so modest.
darclauz Saturday Oct 11 07:32 PM
paperclip = also Al's brainchild.
elSicomoro Saturday Oct 11 08:02 PM
No, that was actually my creation--1977.
xoxoxoBruce Saturday Oct 11 08:34 PM
C'mon Syc, we had paperclips before 1977.:p
elSicomoro Saturday Oct 11 09:00 PM
Nope, I'm sure they were different. I created them. I'm right, you're wrong. And if you try to challenge me, I'll insult your intelligence and try to make you feel like you're in grade school. Of course, in reality, I'm a useless fuckwad Libertarian who keeps spouting off about revolutionary bloodshed...oh, and I bought my wife.
Rush Limballs Saturday Oct 11 09:03 PM
elSicomoro Saturday Oct 11 09:04 PM
Babble babble babble...how about a couple dozen Vicodin? I have some here in my pocket...
ThreadHijackMan Saturday Oct 11 09:09 PM
Dammit, I'm here too late too! (thinks to self: I might not have a place here after all)
quzah Saturday Oct 11 09:25 PM
Screw the cheese ball! I'd be more worried about biting into that quarter or tape measure! How the hell did those get past quality control?!
wolf Saturday Oct 11 09:52 PM
I can feel the fabric of space-time thinning.
slang Saturday Oct 11 10:05 PM
I was going to hijack the thread but since Quzah is in such rare form I passed it up.
Elspode Sunday Oct 12 01:14 AM
bjlhct Sunday Oct 12 02:25 AM
xoxoxoBruce Sunday Oct 12 12:46 PM
That's great bjlhct so tell me, my quantum doesn't want to start on cold mornings. Can you fix it?
Leah Sunday Oct 12 10:01 PM
Aren't chip packets measured by weight and not by volume?
OnyxCougar Monday Oct 13 10:28 AM
Yes, but think of all the bags of "chippies" (that cracks me up) you could buy after you sell the nugget o cheese on Ebay...
bjlhct Monday Oct 13 07:57 PM
For non-starting quantums, I recommend your standard Big Bang. For non-starting mechanics, I recommend your standard strong coffee.
The Reciever Tuesday Oct 14 12:09 PM
What happens if you give the Big Bang to your mechanic?
wolf Tuesday Oct 14 12:20 PM
I usually get a free fluid flush ...
SteveDallas Tuesday Oct 14 12:38 PM
I'd hold out for a valve job.
chrisinhouston Wednesday Oct 22 12:35 PM
"and now this - the giant ball of Dorito cheese, discovered in a bag of Doritos."