Undertoad Friday Jan 2 12:06 PM1/2/2004: Manatee calves

Happy Friday! What you got there is the result of the world's very first birth of twin manatees, in captivity.
Or sea cows. Manatees are also known as sea cows. (I wouldn't riff on this, because comic Jim Gaffigan has already done the definitive manatee/sea cow bit.)
The birth happened at a French zoo, and the official story notes that "Sea-going species of the smooth, cylindrical-looking animals, which have a paddle-like tail, were believed to have inspired the tales of mermaids among ancient sailors."
Uh-huh.
xoxoxoBruce Friday Jan 2 12:19 PMIt certainly wouldn't take much trimming to make a roast. Mmmm....Manatee.
Happy Monkey Friday Jan 2 05:59 PMAre they inflating her?
Jacque Strapp Monday Jan 5 10:21 AMRe: 1/2/2004: Manatee calves
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Originally posted by Undertoad
"Sea-going species of the smooth, cylindrical-looking animals, which have a paddle-like tail, were believed to have inspired the tales of mermaids among ancient sailors."
Uh-huh.
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It could be true! She's hot!
russotto Wednesday Jan 7 03:49 PMAccording to David Drake, some early accounts of the manatee say that it tastes like the best beef.
Mmmm, sea beef.
dar512 Wednesday Jan 7 05:03 PM
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Originally posted by russotto
According to David Drake, some early accounts of the manatee say that it tastes like the best beef.
Mmmm, sea beef.
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Which fixes things up nicely. At least until some of them get mad manatee disease.
And Friday Jan 9 04:28 PM
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Originally posted by Happy Monkey
Are they inflating her?
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Probably nursing. If I remember rightly, manatee nipples are under the flippers.
I know I would probably feel wierd if my nipples were in my armpits suddenly.
Undertoad Friday Jan 9 06:05 PMI knew a gal who could put her nipples in her armpits.
That was 20 years ago so I expect she can put 'em in her belly button at this point.
xoxoxoBruce Saturday Jan 10 10:50 AMI knew a gal that could put her nipples in my armpits.
Griff Saturday Jan 10 11:49 AM
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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
I knew a gal that could put her nipples in my armpits.
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I suppose that makes her a dolphin?
lumberjim Saturday Jan 10 12:17 PM
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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
I knew a gal that could put her nipples in my armpits.
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uh, they weren't her nipples....and that wasn't your armpit.
xoxoxoBruce Saturday Jan 10 12:47 PM
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Originally posted by Griff
I suppose that makes her a dolphin?
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No, a shark.:p
Well actually a man eater.
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