Undertoad Wednesday Apr 21 01:25 PM
4/21/2004: Lawn ornaments covered
Elspode Wednesday Apr 21 01:26 PM
Shouldn't the complaining people just shop somewhere else instead of trying to make everyone else conform to their Puritanical whining?
Troubleshooter Wednesday Apr 21 01:44 PM
*having reached his stupidity threshold early today*
plthijinx Wednesday Apr 21 03:30 PM
it's really quite pathetic what some people will do for a (ahem) rise these days.
jaguar Wednesday Apr 21 03:41 PM
I didn't realize janet jackson came in concrete.
Troubleshooter Wednesday Apr 21 03:43 PM
Edit: freakin' typos
chrisinhouston Wednesday Apr 21 04:58 PM
Didn't some Saudi dress up his garden statues in Beverly Hills a few years back?
e unibus plurum Wednesday Apr 21 05:00 PM
even the gnomes have naughty bits
warch Wednesday Apr 21 05:58 PM
It adds a very Ashcroftesque touch to any garden decor.
Brigliadore Wednesday Apr 21 07:51 PM
I hate all this political correctness shit that has been going on for a few years now. We cant have naked lawn ornaments because heaven forbid someone see some stone boobs. We have to change the Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disney Land because the Pirates chasing the ladies is no PC (but we can leave in the auctioning of the "wenches"). I hate that so many people are willing to get offended over the smallest things. Get a fucking life people, everything doesn't need to be about how you feel about something.
xoxoxoBruce Wednesday Apr 21 08:01 PM
Someone called the police to report a watchdog tied out in the August sun, with no water, at the Garden Center near here.
Elspode Wednesday Apr 21 11:57 PM
Yeah, but were it's balls showing? That's what is really important.
Relisnhoj Thursday Apr 22 01:26 PM
People are intolerable
I would like to know where it states that people should be shielded from being offended. I saw a rude T-shirt on a customer today, should I threaten to sue him for offending me? No, that's life and people need to learn to deal with it.
xoxoxoBruce Thursday Apr 22 06:03 PM
Commandment 11- Thou shall not offend thy neighbor that keeps an attorney on retainer.
onetrack Thursday Apr 22 07:44 PM
I wonder what these objecting prudes do, when they tour places such as Museums with Greek statues? .. visit Bali or Indian temples full of carvings in cavorting copulation .. see animals indulging in very public displays of rampant sexuality .. (Daddy! What's that big red thing on that dog?? ) .. they must swoon in horror and have to go cleanse their infected minds ..
elSicomoro Thursday Apr 22 08:02 PM
I wonder how much they jacked up the prices by dressing them up...
richlevy Thursday Apr 22 10:36 PM
Of course, to our acquired tastes, painting a statue turns a tasteful marble nude into a tawdry naked woman.
xoxoxoBruce Thursday Apr 22 11:19 PM
ladysycamore Friday Apr 23 10:27 AM
Re: 4/21/2004: Lawn ornaments covered
More proof that the world is going straight to hell...in a handbasket...express lane.
BigV Friday Feb 11 05:39 PM
now even showin yer drawers is illegal (almost)
Pull up those pants, boy!
richlevy Friday Feb 11 09:26 PM
dasviper Saturday Feb 12 02:22 PM
Take some of your own advice, Brigliadore: everything doesn't need to be about how you feel about something.