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   Undertoad  Monday Jun 14 12:39 PM

6/14/2004: Rasputin's penis



A Russian erotica museum is claiming this is the package of Rasputin, the hard-to-kill Russian gent who finally got offed in 1916. Its authenticity is unclear.

full story



glatt  Monday Jun 14 12:42 PM

first thought: eww
Second thought: Oh, my God. It's huge.
Third thought: What the hell is she doing with her face pressed so close?



lumberjim  Monday Jun 14 01:02 PM

first thought: eww
second thought: eww
third thought: eww


in other words, eww.



Elspode  Monday Jun 14 02:19 PM

Are pretty sure this isn't a whale penis?



YellowBolt  Monday Jun 14 02:24 PM

More about his death...

"That guy ****ing scares me. It breifly talks about his death. But these two nobles hated that dude because he had control when the Tsar was off fighting World War I.

Two nobles put sianide in his wine, and all he did was get drunk. They shot him in the head. He fell. They went in the next room to discuss the disposal of his body. When they came back, he was crawling out the door bleeding from the head. They shot him again, he fell, but got up, and ran out the door into the street where they shot him in theh ead, and took a knife to his throat for security. They disposed of the body by throwing it in the river.


A week passed and they found his body, did an Autopsy, and found out that they didn't kill him with their bullets or knives.

He drowned to death."

Freaky.



modernhamlet  Monday Jun 14 03:18 PM

I'm going to pretend the left side of that pic doesn't exist.

lalalalalalalala....

Must look at beautiful Russian girl.......



hampor  Monday Jun 14 03:44 PM

shrinkage

The yahoo story gives Rasputin credit for 11 inches.

And that's after being thrown in a frozen river.


Judging by the picture, they sure did include a bunch of abdomen in that jar, so maybe they're measuring from the back of the prostate.



xoxoxoBruce  Monday Jun 14 03:56 PM

Quote:
In a more innocent age, it was said that Gregory Efimovich Rasputin's legendary power over women was due to his piercing eyes.
I guess when they looked down to avoid his piercing eyes, they checked out the codpiece.


jaguar  Monday Jun 14 04:49 PM

Quote:
Only part of Knyazkin's collection of 12,000 erotic objects is displayed in the clinic, which is staffed by buxom nurses wearing short white blouses and high heels.
You know this place has front for a house of ill repute written all over it.


wolf  Monday Jun 14 09:17 PM

Will they be selling replicas in the gift shop?



richlevy  Monday Jun 14 09:24 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by wolf
Will they be selling replicas in the gift shop?
You know, having seen how they can turn live penises into sex toys, it would be possible to have a historical dildo collection. You could start with Dillinger and Rasputin.

With 3-D modelling software and access to J. Edgar Hoover's sex surveillance picture collection you might even be able to reconstruct other famous members.

Of course each would come with a tasteful certificate of authentic reproduction.

You know, if I'd have thought of this in time, I could have saved the Franklin Mint from closing. It sure beats collectible thimbles.


wolf  Monday Jun 14 09:39 PM

You might want to try Lenox Collectables ... they're still in business. Hamilton Collection too ... One of them should jump at it. It represents an untapped market.

Beats the shit out of those mournful looking dolls ...



elSicomoro  Monday Jun 14 09:40 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by richlevy
You know, having seen how they can turn live penises into sex toys, it would be possible to have a historical dildo collection. You could start with Dillinger and Rasputin.
There's a woman that already does that with the penises of rock stars.


jdbutler  Tuesday Jun 15 08:25 AM

Anybody wanna build a Chia-twat?



jdbutler  Tuesday Jun 15 10:56 AM

Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one!

Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink" and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new
"concoction" by the name of "Mount & Do".



jojomonkeygirl  Tuesday Jun 15 02:14 PM

I don't understand...you guys think that's big?:p



jdbutler  Tuesday Jun 15 02:39 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by jojomonkeygirl
I don't understand...you guys think that's big?:p
I don't know about the rest of the crew, but after your post I am interested is seeing what you are used to handling, jjmg.


richlevy  Tuesday Jun 15 07:37 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by jojomonkeygirl
I don't understand...you guys think that's big?:p
Not me, I sort of feel sorry for the guy.


lookout123  Thursday Jun 24 02:20 PM

Re: shrinkage

Quote:
Originally posted by hampor
The yahoo story gives Rasputin credit for 11 inches.

And that's after being thrown in a frozen river.


Judging by the picture, they sure did include a bunch of abdomen in that jar, so maybe they're measuring from the back of the prostate.
that's only fair - i measure from the top of my spinal column..


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