Undertoad Thursday Jun 24 02:03 PM
6/24/2004: 20-foot-long hair
jaguar Thursday Jun 24 02:22 PM
I want to show this to wannabe hippies with quasi dreads 3 inches long and make them cry. This urge is strong.
wolf Thursday Jun 24 02:24 PM
Many might do such a thing as part of some religious attainment.
Happy Monkey Thursday Jun 24 02:40 PM
I've only had one haircut in the past 15 years or so (and that one was at least 8 years ago), and mine's only down to my mid-back. He must have some hefty follicles.
Clodfobble Thursday Jun 24 02:50 PM
Everybody has a length at which their hair just stops growing. You've probably reached yours, HM. I knew a guy once who couldn't grow long hair past around the middle of his neck. It frustrated the hell out of him since he was trying to be a hard rocker at the time. Cut it, and it would start growing again, but somehow it always knew to stop at that length.
jdbutler Thursday Jun 24 02:55 PM
Hey, that's the dink we scalped in 1963!
glatt Thursday Jun 24 02:55 PM
Or it would shed after the same period of time that was necessary to grow that length.
Happy Monkey Thursday Jun 24 03:05 PM
Yeah. It doesn't stop growing, it falls out and the follicle starts over every so often.
Nothing But Net Thursday Jun 24 03:26 PM
I, for one, welcome our new Ferengi overlords.
chrisinhouston Thursday Jun 24 04:01 PM
Well, his beard has some catching up to do! And check out those mean fingernails!
Guess Thursday Jun 24 05:17 PM
eww I wouldn't want to encounter one of his hairs lying around
Cochese Thursday Jun 24 05:20 PM
That'd be like walking around w/ a boa constrictor on your back/shoulders all day.
jaguar Thursday Jun 24 05:35 PM
Torrere Thursday Jun 24 07:20 PM
Nice beard! and a pretty cool mustache too.
Cyber Wolf Thursday Jun 24 08:28 PM
Heh...and I thought my hair could eat combs; that thing could probably devour the hairdresser too. Hmm...with a beard that color, you'd think his hair would at least start showing grey too. In hair THAT long, it'd be keen to see a long, smooth brown to grey gradient effect going.
paranoid Friday Jun 25 08:54 AM
Is it just be or does it look like a giant piece of shit he is holding?
Karenv Friday Jun 25 04:30 PM
That thing must really stink if the last time he washed it was 6 years ago.
glatt Friday Jun 25 04:43 PM
I bet after the first 6 months, the smell reaches a plateau, and never gets any worse. I won't be testing that theory though.
chrisinhouston Friday Jun 25 04:49 PM
I'm only guessing here but perhaps his toe nails look like this!
glatt Friday Jun 25 05:14 PM
ew and yuck
jaguar Friday Jun 25 05:35 PM
jesus did you have to post that??
wolf Saturday Jun 26 01:19 AM
I've seen stuff like that live.
jojomonkeygirl Saturday Jun 26 03:57 AM
I gotta ask....What the hell is the purpose? It's nasty, it probably stinks, it's gotta give him headaches, backaches, etc.....and I think that style makes him look much older than he really is.
wolf Saturday Jun 26 10:03 AM
Hair doesn't look so bad now, does it?