No, dear Merc: it would have taken me maybe an hour to read the entire coffeetable book and admire the pictures. Maybe another hour or two to epoxy every page to its neighbors, urethane-finish the whole thing, and install legs to make an end-table.

Creative cabinetry might be cool; but failing that, I'd rather spend the time handmaking riveted chainmail. That at least would have been part of a much more rewarding hobby than reading vape-o-lit. There's a pretty high tedium factor in mailmaking. Tends to get me in the upper back too.

Let's not forget all the clowns like Mike Farrell who think Mumia should be set free. These guys are scary st00pid.

Paris Hilton has recently been videorecorded rappin'... in front of Snoop Dog.

If Snoop let her do that where a bunch of people could see, maybe he doesn't like Paris Hilton very much.

ce - leb – u – tard (suh – LEB – yu – tard) noun:

1. A famous person with a grandiose notion of his own importance and contribution to the known universe.
2. A human being of sub-par intellect, oversized ego and colossal bank account, whose existence represents a drag on the food chain, waste of oxygen and severe annoyance.
3. An egregious moron.

Sounds an awful lot like a lot politicians and CEOs to me.

Sounds like a couple dwellars as well. :D

:lol2:

Eh hem - see post #1

I like Susan Sarandon...

Well, as someone who actually worked in the entertainment industry in Hollywood for 10 years, I happen to like most actors and industry people. They are fun to be around, most of them are wicked smart, and most of them are pretty enlightened. I miss LA. *sniff*

D'OH! *blush*

So is a celebuturd a celebrity whose public positions you disagree with?

The missionary position is the easiest to conceal in public.

Or maybe her sitting in your lap with her back to you.... yeah... that's it.

Bravo!

Nope, not at all. There are plenty on both sides.
Feel free to add some of your nominations here - or not.

Not quite as subtle as one might hope.

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