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juju 12-09-2003 07:11 PM

See, I've always thought that being gay meant you were attracted to men. So, if for some strange reason you enjoyed having sex with men you weren't attracted to, you'd just be "experimenting".

Undertoad 12-09-2003 07:14 PM

And here I thought our relationship meant something to you.

lumberjim 12-09-2003 07:15 PM

you said "repeatedly"

this excludes unwilling participation of people like prisoners and members of the navy.

-just kidding about the navy part-

juju 12-09-2003 07:25 PM

Yes, but it is possible for one to repeatedly consent to being fucked up the ass by a virile, sweaty young stallion, and still not be attracted to men in the slightest.

OnyxCougar 12-09-2003 07:28 PM

That's beastiality, honey.

juju 12-09-2003 07:34 PM

Whoops. By "stallion" of course, I mean "strong, fit, virile young man.".

But of course I shouldn't preclude the possibility of someone consenting to be with an old, filthy rich homosexual. In that case it would be just for the cash! Millions, billions of dollars in inheritance perhaps.. just for putting up with some old man getting his jollies off in you every night. Would that make a person gay? Or just greedy?

lumberjim 12-09-2003 07:56 PM

oh christ! juju, you're beginning to worry me.

so..........did anyone see that meteor shower last night?

wolf 12-10-2003 01:00 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim


not that there's anything wrong with that.


I would just like to say for the record, to those of you who may be of homosexual orientation, that I apologize sincerely for any offense i have offered. It was not my intent to say that being gay has turned tw into the tool he is today, and the comment was intended soley to expose his ludicrosity and warped method of "reasoning."

you're just hoping that people assume the statement was posted by LUVBUGZ, aren't you?

FileNotFound 12-10-2003 08:26 AM

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Originally posted by wolf


you're just hoping that people assume the statement was posted by LUVBUGZ, aren't you?


No no no..


See lumberjim used green.

LUVBUGZ is a repulsive sea-green abomination.

There is a difference. Regular green isn't as faded and easier to read...but as I said earlier. Out of the 4 choices she had to pick the absolute worst one...I bet it took her hours...

Happy Monkey 12-10-2003 09:07 AM

Why pick just one?

lumberjim 12-10-2003 09:23 AM

Boy, I didn't realize that the use of color would cause such a stir. It's not like every one of my posts is a certain color I used green to make it stand out a little better form the black text. I take it luvbugz abused the color button?

FileNotFound 12-10-2003 09:27 AM

No she abused her computer.

She used it to post ignorant drivel. That is certainly not a computers intended use.

And she did it in pale green on a gray background.

OnyxCougar 12-10-2003 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by lumberjim
Boy, I didn't realize that the use of color would cause such a stir. It's not like every one of my posts is a certain color I used green to make it stand out a little better form the black text. I take it luvbugz abused the color button?
What are you trying to say?

wolf 12-10-2003 10:32 AM

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Originally posted by FileNotFound
No she abused her computer.
No more than any other red-blooded american ...

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She used it to post ignorant drivel.
ah ... FnF ... this is the INTERNET. It's all about ignorant drivel.

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That is certainly not a computers intended use.
She probably uses it to look at porn too.

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And she did it in pale green on a gray background.
This was the first time she pulled crap like that. Other crap was rampant, but this was the first stupid colors thing.

FileNotFound 12-10-2003 10:41 AM

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No more than any other red-blooded american ...
Don't think that I do not have a problem with the computer use of the "other red-blooded americans"

I want the Internet of 94 back.

lumberjim 12-10-2003 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by OnyxCougar
What are you trying to say?
:D oh, nothing.

FileNotFound 12-10-2003 11:01 AM

I think what lumberjim is trying to say is that people who choose to make their posts in a specific color are attention starved and desperate to set themselves apart from the group by using any means possible to distinguish themselves from the others.

Of course I could be wrong...

lumberjim 12-10-2003 11:08 AM

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Of course I could be wrong..
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and you are. cougar has ALWAYS, in my experience, posted in purple. it makes her posts easier to identify as hers. i've got no problem with that, if she wants to make that effort to always put the color tags in, god bless.

don't start shit for me.......i can pick my own battles...just ask tw.

FileNotFound 12-10-2003 11:37 AM

Wrong? Really? Odd..

I'd have thought you'd say that speaking in a specific color is like speaking in a fake accent to easier identify yourself from the crowd.

Oh and I refuse to speak to tw because he's 'sanity challanged' and types at seemlingly 2000 wpm, that or he hired an army of monkies to post for him. Either way, I doubt that I'd get a meaningful response from him. Asking if lumberjim picks his own fights would probably get a 3 page response regarding my emotional attachment to fights and lumberjim...

By the way...I've never known "Onyx" to be purple..black and white..but not purple.

lumberjim 12-10-2003 11:48 AM

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Originally posted by FileNotFound
Wrong? Really? Odd..



By the way...I've never known "Onyx" to be purple..black and white..but not purple.

interesting.......and before, you said this:

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There is a difference. Regular green isn't as faded and easier to read...but as I said earlier. Out of the 4 choices she had to pick the absolute worst one...I bet it took her hours...
what interface are you using? I see cougar's color as purple. and there are 23 different colors to choose from when you use that feature.

was the black and white thing a play on words?

FileNotFound 12-10-2003 12:06 PM

The 4 color choices was in reference to LUVBUGZ and the 4 variants of green on this forum as green is her second favourite color...purple being the first. And since LUVBUGZ just feels that she MUST be distinguished due to her awe inspiring ignorance she chose to use 'sea-green'

OnyxCougar posts in purple.

Onyx is a kind of stone, its' either a black gem used in jewlery or white marble.

Oh and cougars are yellow/orange..

lumberjim 12-10-2003 12:09 PM

AH....i seeeee..........boy is my face RED

OnyxCougar 12-10-2003 01:57 PM

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Originally posted by FileNotFound
The 4 color choices was in reference to LUVBUGZ and the 4 variants of green on this forum as green is her second favourite color...purple being the first. And since LUVBUGZ just feels that she MUST be distinguished due to her awe inspiring ignorance she chose to use 'sea-green'

OnyxCougar posts in purple.

Onyx is a kind of stone, its' either a black gem used in jewlery or white marble.

Oh and cougars are yellow/orange..

And OnyxCougars are Black Panthers.
And technically, I post in indigo.

FileNotFound 12-10-2003 02:30 PM

Gha!

Well technically a bb is not the best way to clasify color. Indigo is generaly "bluer" than the shade you use...of course there is also indigo blue which is blue with a purple shade...vs indigo which is purple with a blue shade...

Oh and Onyx != black.

"Onyx is a translucent stone with pleasing and highly varied color and markings. It is closely related to marble." - http://www.onyxartinc.com/what_is_onyx.shtml

Although Cougar, puma, panther, and mountain lion are indeed the same thing.

So technically OnyxCougar means "A large feline the color of which may be varied".

But thats if you insist on getting technical...

OnyxCougar 12-10-2003 03:42 PM


I was all ready to post a shitty reply when it occured to me you might not mean the above post to be as petty and immature as it sounds.

It's my moniker. I post in indigo. That's it.

xoxoxoBruce 12-11-2003 01:13 PM

:thumb:

elSicomoro 01-03-2004 03:36 PM

Tony, I'm assuming you blocked April's new IP from CO?

Undertoad 01-03-2004 03:42 PM

We don't discuss security in depth here.

lumberjim 06-03-2004 03:32 PM

ah, the good ole days........

i'm bored today. can you tell?

perth 06-03-2004 04:06 PM

Why the fuck would you pick this thread to drag up?

perth 06-03-2004 04:13 PM

Actually, after re-reading, this thread did turn out to be a pretty interesting one. Good call, LJ.

lumberjim 06-03-2004 04:14 PM

i was looking for the post where i told tw about putting vegetables up his ass, to be honest.

you still grumpy today?

perth 06-03-2004 04:38 PM

Uh, a little bit. But I know I'm not the only one, so I'll share the sunshine which has improved my day in the hopes that it helps a few others out. :)

http://wonderdummy.net/cellar/jamey_zoo.jpg

Clodfobble 06-03-2004 05:32 PM

That is a damn cute kid, there. :)

wolf 06-04-2004 02:30 AM

He's ADORABLE!!!

SteveDallas 06-04-2004 08:37 AM

Mine are more adorable! :D

(Though neither of them has yet gotten the knack of smiling for the camera.)

http://www.barks.org/photos/2003july4/slide_15.jpg

perth 06-04-2004 08:53 AM

Of course you're biased, as am I, but yes, you have a couple of extremely cute kids. :)

lumberjim 06-04-2004 08:56 AM



did someone say adorable...er?http://pic7.picturetrail.com:80/VOL2...2/48719184.jpg

OnyxCougar 06-04-2004 08:56 AM

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me too.

ladysycamore 06-04-2004 11:37 AM

more cuteness!
 
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Someone say they are feeling grumpy? Here's a cuddly friend for you. Enjoy.

wolf 06-04-2004 12:07 PM

WOW! A baby Ewok! :)

lookout123 06-04-2004 12:16 PM

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if we're showing our kids, here is mine on his first day at the new pre-school a few months ago. today is his 3rd birthhday.

edit: i carn't speal. i mean i can't spell.

wolf 06-04-2004 12:22 PM

That youngun' looks like he could raise havoc in a single bound ...

xoxoxoBruce 06-04-2004 12:35 PM

The first day of school. It's all downhill from there.:haha:

lookout123 06-04-2004 12:50 PM

he is a great kid - but way to smart for his own good. my wife and i are both pretty strongwilled and the poor kid unfortunately has a double dose.

SteveDallas 06-04-2004 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by lookout123
he is a great kid - but way to smart for his own good. my wife and i are both pretty strongwilled and the poor kid unfortunately has a double dose.
That sounds extremely familiar.....

Beestie 06-04-2004 01:32 PM

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Originally posted by OnyxCougar
me too.
Gee, OC, she looks a lot like the girl that was on Cosby!

lookout123 06-04-2004 01:35 PM

you're right, beestie, she does. damn beautiful little one OC.

Slartibartfast 06-04-2004 03:05 PM

I find kids are much quieter in photos than in real life :)

You folks have a swell bunch of welps

xoxoxoBruce 06-04-2004 03:35 PM

Photos smell better, too. :p

OnyxCougar 06-04-2004 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by lookout123
you're right, beestie, she does. damn beautiful little one OC.
Thanks guys. I'm awfully proud of my kids. I was involved with making 3 beautiful babies. It's that raising them to be good, discerning, thinking people that's the hard part....

wolf 06-05-2004 01:16 AM

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Originally posted by xoxoxoBruce
Photos smell better, too. :p
Yeah, I get off on the smell of the fixer too.

Beestie 06-05-2004 03:19 AM

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Originally posted by OnyxCougar
... It's that raising them to be good, discerning, thinking people that's the hard part....
Not for you.


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