I am jealous!

love is a Tim Tam

with jam, on a tram

Would you eat it on a boat?

said Sam I am.

Now that I've finished incredulously affirming that a Tim Tam is not a cookie, but a biscuit, I'd like to know can cookies be rectangular?

For a pic and the answer to important questions such as "is jaffa cake a cake or a biscuit?" see A Cup of Tea and a Biscuit website:

http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.c...s.php3?item=47

Dat's cuz you silly Poms and Aussies dunt no a cookie when ya sees one. :p:

But I will not eat green eggs and ham

haha! i read somewere that a jaffa cake is misleading. the difference between a cake and a biscuit is a biscuit should crumble, also you can dip it in tea. there was some reason that they benefitted in calling it a cake and got away with it but ive lost myself somehow...:eyebrow: ah yes thats it! biscuits uneaten go soft, cakes uneaten go hard, what happens to an old jaffa cake then, ive never left one long enough to see!

A biscuit should have sausage gravy on it. Period.

At least butter or jam.

ChattyHunter, I have responded to your Jaffa Cake reference over in Jim's Biscuit thread :P

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=676897&postcount=4

Could a biscuit have chikin in it?

.......or beef?