because it "sounds like":

lick her ass?! (asked in shocked surprise), of course not, not only did I NOT do that (ew!), I didn't even squeeze her boobs!

all cleared up now?

Ahhhhhhh....thank you.

Now I have questions for you, Ms. Tulip. Tell us more about yourself, pleeeeease.... you are very mysterious!

Thank you...:p:

I am?? How so? :p: What do you want to know? :D

Also, there's an old story about a line that sounds like it should be a punch line, but doesn't have a build-up joke:

Liquor? I didn't even kiss her!

I think there's another line like that, but I can't think of it right now.

A million years ago (ok, probably more like 673,402 years ago), I was the number two secretary in the executive office of the San Francisco Hilton & Towers. One day, the number one secretary called in sick (a regular habit) and the boss asked me to find something that the number one had been working on.

Couldn't find it on top of her desk, so I started going through the drawers, and found a small bottle of gin and a small bottle of tonic (both half full).

I never said anything, but I took the stuff from her desk. About a month later, she "retired."

Heh.

RECTUM!? damn near killed him!

I like my women like I like my bars. Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.

Do you have a job? A significant other? I understand you look after your nephew a significant amount -are you a stay-at-home-auntie? How did that come to be? Are you also looking after your mom? You mentioned her once or twice but not recently, I think. You often mention the influence of your Asain culture on your life -is that something you celebrate or regret or both? Is that enough for starters?

:D

Liquor up front, poker in the rear.

Sorry, not to seem mysterious and not reply. First, I forgot where the question was, then I got busy. To answer your inquisitive mind:

Yes, I do have a job. I don't have a significant other. I am not a stay-at-home-auntie. We're just too nice so we ended up keeping my nephew alot. There are 3 of us, my mom, my sister, and I in the household so if someone is busy, the other person(s) will take care of him. I would say I live with my mom and not look after her although she's 67. Muscle-wise, she's stronger than I. :blush: If I can't lift something or open a jar, I ask her. :D I would say I am an Asian American. I am from a very traditional and old-fashioned family with deep religious morals and values. However, I did grow up in the States, so I myself have assimilated values of the western culture. Celebrate or regret? It's just who I am. :)

What do you do? Will you have to kill me if you tell me? Are you an FBI agent? A telephone sanitation operative? A garbage truck driver?

Did you ever get a liquor flask?

Tissue? I hardly even know you.