I wonder if Afghans like pastirma. It sort of gets used like bacon, and Afgh has the right dry windy climate for making it, old-school. Being beef, it's halal.

So I was thinking "ooh, an afghan made from bacon, I wonder if there's an image of that?". (Sort of like rule 34) So I googles "Afghan Bacon"...

and the very first image that came up was.....

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But I couldn't find an afghan made of bacon, so I had to make my own. I wonder if it's Ok to weave the squares rather than crochet them?

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Ooh, that's a bit big, sorry. Looks like one of those 3D images. I wonder what will pop out if you stare at it long enough with slightly crossed eye? I never could make those things work for me. :(

..although in this case that's probably a good thing -I'm sort of worried about what might pop out of that :eek:

Just looking at it makes my cholesterol level pop up.