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THAT is so hillarious! Kinda makes me think of southpark. In my "dream" world, there would be no klan, or southern baptists, nor baptists for that matter. Generally speaking, they take the written contents of the bible as literal truth. There is no such thing as a man with ten heads and four spines with feathers. blahblahblahblahblahgrrr
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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?
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OK, Nic guesses 24. I'm gonna be a little more conservative and say, oh, 18. What's the correct answer?
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btw I believe that is a picture from a concentration camp during WW2. Did you know that Hitler designed the body for the very first vw? I had a hippy wagon once, the nice thing about it was that whenever the voltage regulator crapped out I could easily push it off of the road by myself. It was essentialy an aluminum can on wheels and actually required very little maintenance
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A father came in the bedroom to find his 13-year-old daughter smoking a cigarette. "My God! How long have you been smoking?" screams the father. "Since I lost my virginity," replies the girl. "You lost your VIRGINITY!!! When the hell did this happen?" shrieks the father. "I don't remember," says the girl. "I was completely drunk." |
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even I will drunk to that. urp- LEUTT
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Which is easier to unload ... a truckload of cinderblocks or a truckload of dead babies? Dead babies, because you can use a pitchfork ... (i have been enjoying this thread FAR to much. thanks for starting it ...) |
bill yon doll are babe ez
did that one too. Where are the babies? Somewhere over the mountain I gather. Hope 2 see you there too!
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How do you get a thousand Ethiopians into the front seat of a truck?
Wipe a booger on the dashboard. How do you get them out? Turn on the air conditioning. |
Yeh- and peeling them off of my arm as I speak. Boogers rule, but only if you allow them to. WE NEED MORE CLEAN BOOGERS FOR OUR CLEAN RAGS, SAVE MORE MONEY AND PUT A CLEAN BOOGER IN IT NOW!!
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You guys run out of good material already?
Yesterday scientists suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a second look at their beer consumption. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the theory, 100 men were each given 8 pints of beer to be drank within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive well, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating, couldn't perform sexually, and refused to apologize when wrong...... |
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