Tasteless Jokes

11-15-2002, 09:19 AM

One long joke per post, or multiple short ones...

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"

His father says, "No...how old?"

He says, "I'm eleven!"

He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"

She says, "Come closer..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."

He says, "How could you tell?"

She says, "I heard you tell your father."

That Guy · 11-15-2002, 10:33 AM

Unfortunately, all (or at least a majority) of the tasteless jokes are extremely offensive.

11-15-2002, 11:04 AM

People don't need to read 'em if they don't want to be offended.

Post away.

That Guy · 11-15-2002, 02:55 PM

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

11-15-2002, 04:59 PM

2nd one - YOUR BIKE!

Kutz · 11-15-2002, 07:19 PM

If you see a black man riding south on a bike, take the bike. It's probably yours.

If you see a black man riding north on a bike, take the black man. He's probably yours.

What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television set floating in mid air?

Say, "drop it, negro."

I'm not racist, but I sure hear my fair share of racist jokes.

Tobiasly · 11-15-2002, 07:34 PM

How does every racist joke begin/end?

"I'm not racist, but..."

Tobiasly · 11-15-2002, 07:35 PM

Q: How do you keep a dog from humping your leg?

A: Suck its dick.

sycamore · 11-15-2002, 08:56 PM

Q: How do you stop a gang rape?
A: Throw in a basketball.

Q: How do you start a Jewish parade?
A: Roll a penny down the street.

Q: How do you confuse a Polock?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in a corner.

11-15-2002, 11:05 PM

Q: How can you tell if your roommate's gay?

A: His dick tastes like shit.

sycamore · 11-15-2002, 11:24 PM

Another take on Kutz's joke:

Q: What do you do when you see a bike riding itself?
A: Yell "Smile, nigger!"

Q: What's red and has seven dents in it?
A: Snow White's cherry

Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the Frog's finger

That Guy · 11-16-2002, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by blowmeetheclown
What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

My bike.

Leukemia.

11-16-2002, 09:18 AM

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

'cause she was a WOMAN!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?

They re-arranged her bedroom.

Undertoad · 11-16-2002, 09:23 AM

How do you fit four gay guys on one bar stool?

Turn it over.

That Guy · 11-16-2002, 09:44 AM

What's the most common pick-up line in a gay bar?

11-15-2002, 09:19 AM	#1
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Tasteless Jokes One long joke per post, or multiple short ones... A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?" His father says, "No...how old?" He says, "I'm eleven!" He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?" She says, "Come closer..." She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven." He says, "How could you tell?" She says, "I heard you tell your father."

11-15-2002, 07:19 PM	#6
Kutz Killer of Wabbits Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 18	If you see a black man riding south on a bike, take the bike. It's probably yours. If you see a black man riding north on a bike, take the black man. He's probably yours. What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television set floating in mid air? Say, "drop it, negro." I'm not racist, but I sure hear my fair share of racist jokes. __________________ http://www.psychicman.net

11-15-2002, 08:56 PM	#9
sycamore User that is decolonizing the MRSA camp Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: St. Louis, Missouri USA Posts: 11,566	Q: How do you stop a gang rape? A: Throw in a basketball. Q: How do you start a Jewish parade? A: Roll a penny down the street. Q: How do you confuse a Polock? A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in a corner. __________________ my blog \| my Twitter page \| my music project \| Church of the Whale Penis

11-15-2002, 11:24 PM	#11
sycamore User that is decolonizing the MRSA camp Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: St. Louis, Missouri USA Posts: 11,566	Another take on Kutz's joke: Q: What do you do when you see a bike riding itself? A: Yell "Smile, nigger!" Q: What's red and has seven dents in it? A: Snow White's cherry Q: What's green and smells like pork? A: Kermit the Frog's finger __________________ my blog \| my Twitter page \| my music project \| Church of the Whale Penis

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11-15-2002, 10:33 AM	#2
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	Unfortunately, all (or at least a majority) of the tasteless jokes are extremely offensive.

11-15-2002, 11:04 AM	#3
dave Guest Posts: n/a	People don't need to read 'em if they don't want to be offended. Post away.

11-15-2002, 02:55 PM	#4
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? What did the black kid get for Christmas? What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

11-15-2002, 04:59 PM	#5
dave Guest Posts: n/a	2nd one - YOUR BIKE!

11-15-2002, 07:34 PM	#7
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	How does every racist joke begin/end? "I'm not racist, but..."

11-15-2002, 07:35 PM	#8
Tobiasly hot Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Jeffersonville, IN (near Louisville) Posts: 892	Q: How do you keep a dog from humping your leg? A: Suck its dick.

11-15-2002, 11:05 PM	#10
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Q: How can you tell if your roommate's gay? A: His dick tastes like shit.

11-16-2002, 09:18 AM	#13
dave Guest Posts: n/a	Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? 'cause she was a WOMAN! How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad? They re-arranged her bedroom.

11-16-2002, 09:23 AM	#14
Undertoad Sorry for my long posts Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Valley Forge Natl Park Posts: 20,297	How do you fit four gay guys on one bar stool? Turn it over.

11-16-2002, 09:44 AM	#15
That Guy He who reads, sometimes writes. Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: at the keyboard Posts: 791	What's the most common pick-up line in a gay bar?

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