Littering and......
 

Littering and.......





Littering and........




Littering and.......




Littering and.........

what?!




smoking the reefer!



Super Troopers. If you haven't seen it, go buy the dvd. Yes, I said BUY it. you'll want to rewatch it.

Starship Troopers > Super Troopers.

This is your brain on drugs.

This thread can be a useful tool to show kids just what can happen when you're under the influence.

Larry Johnson "Uh, sorry about that."
State Trooper (Foster) "Alright, meow, hand over your license and registration. Your registration? Hurry up meow."
Larry Johnson: "Sorry."
Foster: "There something funny here, boy?"
Larry Johnson: "No, no, no."
Foster: "Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson? Alright meow, where were we?"
Larry Johnson: "I'm sorry, are you saying meow?"
Foster: "Am I saying meow?"
Larry Johnson: "I-I-I thought--"
Foster: "Don't think, boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going? Meow, what is so damn funny?"
Larry Johnson: "I could have sworn you said meow."
Foster: "Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?"
Larry Johnson: "No, no."
Foster: "Am I drinking milk from a saucer?"
Larry Johnson: "No."
Foster: "Well, do you see me eating mice?"
Larry Johnson: "Now, you stop laughing right meow."
Foster: "Yes, sir."
Larry Johnson: "Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one."
Foster: "But--"
Larry Johnson: "No buts meow. That's the law. It's not so funny meow, is it?"

chicken fucker!


your post can be a useful tool to remind everyone that the stick up your ass has a stick up it's ass.

That's a $200 fine for littering, double if you weren't wearing your seatbelt.

Oh, and you have to spend time on the Group W bench.

FOIUWRVFQWFRUYGQWR OFUYSERLVGAWRFYWQERO ARLO GUTHRIE! /spaz

Be real LJ. That post was just bizarre. Like twilight zone bizarre.

And I never touched that chicken. Besides she's not my type.

dar, had it not occurred to you that it might make sense if you'd seen the movie? 'sides, it was like 2 or 3 in the afternoon on a wednesday. i have kids. i'm not smokin the reefer in the middle of the day. gawd.

So what are you saying? People that smoke the ganja in the middle of the day have something wrong with them?!?!? :)

nope. :joint:

That sounds nice LJ. Is it 4:20 where you are?

:cool:

it's always 4:20 somewhere.......

....actually, now that i think about it......that's not really true, is it? well.....4:20 is never more than an hour away, and ...oh nevermind ....


....EEEEEEER! :blunt:

No it didn't occur to me. I've never seen the movie. And you've talked about using the stuff in the past. And I've seen stuff almost as weird posted from people who were drunk. And as you may have noticed, you can't tell what time of day something is posted anymore.

You know, lj, you don't hold back poking a bit of fun at others. I didn't realize you'd take offense. I apologize for hurting your feelings.

who said my feelings were hurt? you called me a stoner, i called you stodgy......par for the course, neh?


nevermind

:lol:

Killin' me!

:lol:

Mother-rapers...
Father-stabbers...
Father-rapers! Father-rapers sitting right there on the bench next to me...

suddenly, I can't wait for Thanksgiving.

I always come down and find myself having to pick up a bunch of trash at the bottom of the hill.

Anyone with iTunes and a few bucks NEEDS to get the Alice's Restaurant Multi-Colored Rainbow Roach Affair. It's every bit as good as the original Alice's Restaurant, if not better. I mean come on, Lyndon Johnson chomping down on a 4 foot by 5 foot joint is just a LOT funnier than trash down a hill.

Ibram, you don't understand Alice's Restaurant. :headshake

Excuse me? I sure as hell do. I was trying to sell the idea of shelling out... I think about five bucks for a single song. The actual dumping-of-trash-down-the-hill is, you have to admit, not the finest moment of the song.

Has anyone ever seen the movie Alice's Restaurant?

please tell me what is Alice's Restaurant and what it is about? I am the niave one here.

A wonderful, wonderful 18-and-a-half minute monologue/song by Arlo Guthrie. One of the best anti-draft songs I can think of, and one of the funniest songs period.

Man, I thought EVERYONE over the age of, like, twenty has heard Alice's Restaurant.

It wasn't supposed to be, but it is key to setting up the preposterous situation.
Actually the whole song was not meant to be funny, ha ha, but a funny, ironically sad, commentary on the system and people doing their job like robots without reason or thought.;)

I've heard of Arlo Githrie. I didn't know he was so cute. I did read the lyrics of Alices Restaurant. It is a sad commentary. Thoughtful.

oh and Ibram. I havn't actually aged past twenty something.:p (on a good day)
http://www.arlo.net/arlobio.JPG

Well that explains that.

http://photos.lacoccinelle.net/80/61/18061.jpg

http://salempress.com/Store/images/editorial/arlo.jpg

Total hottie.

And Officer Obie. :cool:

Believe it or not, I knew Obie was the rockwell cop before I found it on Arlo's site. I recognised him in the movie, and sure 'nuff, he played himself.