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Old 06-07-2006, 01:58 PM   #1
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Littering and......

Littering and.......





Littering and........




Littering and.......




Littering and.........
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Old 06-07-2006, 02:00 PM   #2
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what?!




smoking the reefer!



Super Troopers. If you haven't seen it, go buy the dvd. Yes, I said BUY it. you'll want to rewatch it.
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Old 06-07-2006, 02:14 PM   #3
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Starship Troopers > Super Troopers.
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Old 06-07-2006, 03:33 PM   #4
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This is your brain on drugs.

This thread can be a useful tool to show kids just what can happen when you're under the influence.
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Old 06-07-2006, 07:37 PM   #5
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Larry Johnson "Uh, sorry about that."
State Trooper (Foster) "Alright, meow, hand over your license and registration. Your registration? Hurry up meow."
Larry Johnson: "Sorry."
Foster: "There something funny here, boy?"
Larry Johnson: "No, no, no."
Foster: "Well, then, why you laughing, Mr. Larry Johnson? Alright meow, where were we?"
Larry Johnson: "I'm sorry, are you saying meow?"
Foster: "Am I saying meow?"
Larry Johnson: "I-I-I thought--"
Foster: "Don't think, boy. Meow, do you know how fast you were going? Meow, what is so damn funny?"
Larry Johnson: "I could have sworn you said meow."
Foster: "Do I look like a cat to you, boy? Am I jumping around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree?"
Larry Johnson: "No, no."
Foster: "Am I drinking milk from a saucer?"
Larry Johnson: "No."
Foster: "Well, do you see me eating mice?"
Larry Johnson: "Now, you stop laughing right meow."
Foster: "Yes, sir."
Larry Johnson: "Meow, I'm gonna have to give you a ticket on this one."
Foster: "But--"
Larry Johnson: "No buts meow. That's the law. It's not so funny meow, is it?"
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Old 06-07-2006, 11:49 PM   #6
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This is your brain on drugs.

This thread can be a useful tool to show kids just what can happen when you're under the influence.
chicken fucker!


your post can be a useful tool to remind everyone that the stick up your ass has a stick up it's ass.
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Old 06-08-2006, 12:53 AM   #7
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That's a $200 fine for littering, double if you weren't wearing your seatbelt.

Oh, and you have to spend time on the Group W bench.
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Old 06-08-2006, 06:39 AM   #8
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FOIUWRVFQWFRUYGQWR OFUYSERLVGAWRFYWQERO ARLO GUTHRIE! /spaz
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Old 06-08-2006, 12:57 PM   #9
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Be real LJ. That post was just bizarre. Like twilight zone bizarre.

And I never touched that chicken. Besides she's not my type.
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Old 06-08-2006, 03:32 PM   #10
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dar, had it not occurred to you that it might make sense if you'd seen the movie? 'sides, it was like 2 or 3 in the afternoon on a wednesday. i have kids. i'm not smokin the reefer in the middle of the day. gawd.
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Old 06-08-2006, 03:48 PM   #11
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So what are you saying? People that smoke the ganja in the middle of the day have something wrong with them?!?!?
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Old 06-08-2006, 05:16 PM   #12
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nope.
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Old 06-08-2006, 05:23 PM   #13
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That sounds nice LJ. Is it 4:20 where you are?
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Old 06-08-2006, 07:44 PM   #14
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Old 06-08-2006, 11:07 PM   #15
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That sounds nice LJ. Is it 4:20 where you are?
it's always 4:20 somewhere.......

....actually, now that i think about it......that's not really true, is it? well.....4:20 is never more than an hour away, and ...oh nevermind ....


....EEEEEEER!
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