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post em if you got em.

This guy should make the record book for most pair of stolen panties:
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...12044520070601

Ok, I would love to see them do this.

Hustler offers $1 million for sex smut on Congress

http://www.reuters.com/article/wtMos...40480420070603

Darwin award if he does not survive:

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...54510220070601

I am a little on the OCD side when it comes to germs...but after reading this, I think I am gonna lighten up - A LOT!

Dettol Man

Here's a pic...doesn't look so erotic like this...
http://muertoderisa.typepad.com/muer..._of_undies.jpg

2000 moon for camera.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070603/..._nude_photos_5

Now tell me you've never had the urge...

Man Shot for Singing Bad Karaoke

And it seems Sinatra's "My Way" inspires unbelievable passion in the Filipino breast, too.

Sounds fair

People think they are Sinatra when they drink. Funny stuff, but they should never let them finish the song.

A Catholic priest has removed his church's organist and choir director from her duties saying her sale of sex toys was not "consistent with Church teachings."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...L&type=bondage

I have been in both these pubs and it is pretty funny watching the adults do it, guess one parent did not think it was very funny.

Pub Told to Change Tricky Bathroom Signs

Confusing signs on the bathroom doors at McGuire's Irish Pub have played jokes on customers for years, sending women to the men's room and vice versa.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...L&type=bondage

Another Darwin competitor

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. (AP) - A 41-year-old Sheboygan man drowned Wednesday after getting stuck in a storm sewer trying to retrieve a cell phone, police said.
The man, who police declined to identify pending notification of relatives, weighed more that 300 pounds and was wedged with his head and shoulders underwater in a vertical storm drain in front of his home, said Lt. Tim Eirich of the Sheboygan Police Department.

Neighbor Chris Van Erem said he saw the man kneeling over the sewer before he fell in. Police said the man pulled the iron gate off trying to get the cell phone.

"I didn't know if he had dropped something or what," said Van Erem, who was mowing his lawn at the time. "So I went about my business and moved back to a spot where I was further back in the yard."

Moments later, a child from the neighborhood ran toward Van Erem frantically.

"When I shut off the lawnmower and looked up, I saw the neighbor's feet sticking up out of the grate, and I ran over and tried to pull him on out," Van Erem said. "Absolutely helpless was the feeling. I couldn't budge him."

Van Erem had the child call 911 as he continued to try to free the man, but he was unsuccessful.

"I could see his head and his shoulders were completely under the water," he said. "His legs weren't moving. He was completely unresponsive."

Van Erem said it ultimately took six firefighters to pull the man from the sewer. Sheboygan County Coroner David Leffin ruled the man's death as an accidental drowning.

"Earlier we were talking and someone had called him on his cell phone, so I had gone back to mowing my lawn," he said. "We'd been talking about a promotion at work, an edger he was getting, all sorts of different little things."

Lt. Jeff Johnston said the man's cell phone was later found at the bottom of the sewer.

This is wild!

June 07. 2007 6:59AM

Semi-truck takes man and wheelchair for a ride down Red Arrow Highway

http://www.southbendtribune.com/apps...ws01/706070318

"66 year old man amputates own leg with pocket knife"
http://www.audiogalaxy.com/pages/thr...6102a6&t=15432

Two words: Paris Hilton.

Semi-truck takes man and wheelchair for a ride
PAW PAW, Mich. -- A 21-year-old man was taken on a wild ride Wednesday afternoon when the wheelchair he was in became attached to the grille of a semi-truck and was taken four miles down a highway at about 50 mph. The man, whose name police did not release, was not injured. The driver was unaware he was pushing the man, according to a news release from the Michigan State Police.

Authorities began receiving calls about 4 p.m. that the semi was traveling westbound on Red Arrow Highway, just outside of Paw Paw, with the wheelchair.
"You are not going to believe this, (but) there is a semi pushing a guy in a wheelchair on Red Arrow Highway," an unknown caller told the Michigan State Police.
Police at first believed the calls were pranks. But when troopers responded to the Ralph Moyle Trucking Co. at 39269 Red Arrow Highway where the semi had come to a stop, they noticed the wheelchair with the man sitting in it, still attached.

"It was quite a ride," the man reportedly told police. "The man spilled his soda pop, but he wasn't upset," Sgt. Kathy Morton of the Michigan State Police said. Police said the man was unharmed and unfazed by the incident.

The driver was in disbelief when he stepped out of the semi and saw what he had picked up along the way, police said. "When he saw us, he was like, 'What's going on?'" Morton said.

An investigation revealed the driver had pulled out of a local gas station when the man in the wheelchair pulled in front of the semi, according to police. His wheelchair somehow became lodged by its handles to the front grille.

"Thank God the semi didn't go on (Interstate) 94," Morton said.


You can listen to the 911 calls here.

Woman Arrested for Making Faces at Dog

http://www.audiogalaxy.com/pages/thread.php?&t=15486

Man bleeds green blood.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/6733203.stm