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Old 06-03-2007, 01:53 PM   #1
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News of the Weird

post em if you got em.

This guy should make the record book for most pair of stolen panties:
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...12044520070601
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Old 06-03-2007, 01:56 PM   #2
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Ok, I would love to see them do this.

Hustler offers $1 million for sex smut on Congress

http://www.reuters.com/article/wtMos...40480420070603
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Old 06-03-2007, 01:57 PM   #3
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Darwin award if he does not survive:

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Old 06-03-2007, 03:08 PM   #4
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I am a little on the OCD side when it comes to germs...but after reading this, I think I am gonna lighten up - A LOT!

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Old 06-03-2007, 03:10 PM   #5
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post em if you got em.

This guy should make the record book for most pair of stolen panties:
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...12044520070601
Here's a pic...doesn't look so erotic like this...
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Old 06-03-2007, 09:54 PM   #6
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2000 moon for camera.

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Old 06-05-2007, 10:44 AM   #7
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Now tell me you've never had the urge...

Man Shot for Singing Bad Karaoke

And it seems Sinatra's "My Way" inspires unbelievable passion in the Filipino breast, too.
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Old 06-05-2007, 10:48 AM   #8
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Sounds fair
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Old 06-07-2007, 10:13 AM   #9
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Now tell me you've never had the urge...

Man Shot for Singing Bad Karaoke

And it seems Sinatra's "My Way" inspires unbelievable passion in the Filipino breast, too.
People think they are Sinatra when they drink. Funny stuff, but they should never let them finish the song.
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Old 06-07-2007, 10:17 AM   #10
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A Catholic priest has removed his church's organist and choir director from her duties saying her sale of sex toys was not "consistent with Church teachings."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...L&type=bondage
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Old 06-07-2007, 11:26 AM   #11
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I have been in both these pubs and it is pretty funny watching the adults do it, guess one parent did not think it was very funny.

Pub Told to Change Tricky Bathroom Signs

Confusing signs on the bathroom doors at McGuire's Irish Pub have played jokes on customers for years, sending women to the men's room and vice versa.

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Old 06-07-2007, 12:58 PM   #12
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Another Darwin competitor

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. (AP) - A 41-year-old Sheboygan man drowned Wednesday after getting stuck in a storm sewer trying to retrieve a cell phone, police said.
The man, who police declined to identify pending notification of relatives, weighed more that 300 pounds and was wedged with his head and shoulders underwater in a vertical storm drain in front of his home, said Lt. Tim Eirich of the Sheboygan Police Department.

Neighbor Chris Van Erem said he saw the man kneeling over the sewer before he fell in. Police said the man pulled the iron gate off trying to get the cell phone.

"I didn't know if he had dropped something or what," said Van Erem, who was mowing his lawn at the time. "So I went about my business and moved back to a spot where I was further back in the yard."

Moments later, a child from the neighborhood ran toward Van Erem frantically.

"When I shut off the lawnmower and looked up, I saw the neighbor's feet sticking up out of the grate, and I ran over and tried to pull him on out," Van Erem said. "Absolutely helpless was the feeling. I couldn't budge him."

Van Erem had the child call 911 as he continued to try to free the man, but he was unsuccessful.

"I could see his head and his shoulders were completely under the water," he said. "His legs weren't moving. He was completely unresponsive."

Van Erem said it ultimately took six firefighters to pull the man from the sewer. Sheboygan County Coroner David Leffin ruled the man's death as an accidental drowning.

"Earlier we were talking and someone had called him on his cell phone, so I had gone back to mowing my lawn," he said. "We'd been talking about a promotion at work, an edger he was getting, all sorts of different little things."

Lt. Jeff Johnston said the man's cell phone was later found at the bottom of the sewer.
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Old 06-07-2007, 08:10 PM   #13
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This is wild!

June 07. 2007 6:59AM

Semi-truck takes man and wheelchair for a ride down Red Arrow Highway

http://www.southbendtribune.com/apps...ws01/706070318
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Old 06-07-2007, 09:34 PM   #14
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Old 06-08-2007, 12:36 AM   #15
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