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TheMercenary 06-03-2007 01:53 PM

News of the Weird
 
post em if you got em.

This guy should make the record book for most pair of stolen panties:
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...12044520070601

TheMercenary 06-03-2007 01:56 PM

Ok, I would love to see them do this.

Hustler offers $1 million for sex smut on Congress

http://www.reuters.com/article/wtMos...40480420070603

TheMercenary 06-03-2007 01:57 PM

Darwin award if he does not survive:

http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...54510220070601

Yznhymr 06-03-2007 03:08 PM

I am a little on the OCD side when it comes to germs...but after reading this, I think I am gonna lighten up - A LOT!

Dettol Man

Yznhymr 06-03-2007 03:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 350421)
post em if you got em.

This guy should make the record book for most pair of stolen panties:
http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...12044520070601

Here's a pic...doesn't look so erotic like this...
http://muertoderisa.typepad.com/muer..._of_undies.jpg

TheMercenary 06-03-2007 09:54 PM

2000 moon for camera.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070603/..._nude_photos_5

Urbane Guerrilla 06-05-2007 10:44 AM

Now tell me you've never had the urge...

Man Shot for Singing Bad Karaoke

And it seems Sinatra's "My Way" inspires unbelievable passion in the Filipino breast, too.

Shawnee123 06-05-2007 10:48 AM

Sounds fair

TheMercenary 06-07-2007 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urbane Guerrilla (Post 351026)
Now tell me you've never had the urge...

Man Shot for Singing Bad Karaoke

And it seems Sinatra's "My Way" inspires unbelievable passion in the Filipino breast, too.

People think they are Sinatra when they drink. Funny stuff, but they should never let them finish the song.

TheMercenary 06-07-2007 10:17 AM

A Catholic priest has removed his church's organist and choir director from her duties saying her sale of sex toys was not "consistent with Church teachings."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...L&type=bondage

TheMercenary 06-07-2007 11:26 AM

I have been in both these pubs and it is pretty funny watching the adults do it, guess one parent did not think it was very funny.

Pub Told to Change Tricky Bathroom Signs

Confusing signs on the bathroom doors at McGuire's Irish Pub have played jokes on customers for years, sending women to the men's room and vice versa.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/articl...L&type=bondage

TheMercenary 06-07-2007 12:58 PM

Another Darwin competitor

SHEBOYGAN, Wis. (AP) - A 41-year-old Sheboygan man drowned Wednesday after getting stuck in a storm sewer trying to retrieve a cell phone, police said.
The man, who police declined to identify pending notification of relatives, weighed more that 300 pounds and was wedged with his head and shoulders underwater in a vertical storm drain in front of his home, said Lt. Tim Eirich of the Sheboygan Police Department.

Neighbor Chris Van Erem said he saw the man kneeling over the sewer before he fell in. Police said the man pulled the iron gate off trying to get the cell phone.

"I didn't know if he had dropped something or what," said Van Erem, who was mowing his lawn at the time. "So I went about my business and moved back to a spot where I was further back in the yard."

Moments later, a child from the neighborhood ran toward Van Erem frantically.

"When I shut off the lawnmower and looked up, I saw the neighbor's feet sticking up out of the grate, and I ran over and tried to pull him on out," Van Erem said. "Absolutely helpless was the feeling. I couldn't budge him."

Van Erem had the child call 911 as he continued to try to free the man, but he was unsuccessful.

"I could see his head and his shoulders were completely under the water," he said. "His legs weren't moving. He was completely unresponsive."

Van Erem said it ultimately took six firefighters to pull the man from the sewer. Sheboygan County Coroner David Leffin ruled the man's death as an accidental drowning.

"Earlier we were talking and someone had called him on his cell phone, so I had gone back to mowing my lawn," he said. "We'd been talking about a promotion at work, an edger he was getting, all sorts of different little things."

Lt. Jeff Johnston said the man's cell phone was later found at the bottom of the sewer.

TheMercenary 06-07-2007 08:10 PM

This is wild!

June 07. 2007 6:59AM

Semi-truck takes man and wheelchair for a ride down Red Arrow Highway

http://www.southbendtribune.com/apps...ws01/706070318

Flint 06-07-2007 09:34 PM

"66 year old man amputates own leg with pocket knife"
http://www.audiogalaxy.com/pages/thr...6102a6&t=15432

Yznhymr 06-08-2007 12:36 AM

Two words: Paris Hilton.


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