ahhhhh-huh!!! I figured it out!
 

I'm not psycho enough. Thats where I have been going wrong.

For girls its bad boys, for guys its psycho chicks.

geez Ducks...surely you haven't just figured that out have you?

It wasn't till I figured out I needed to be psycho that I managed to get Dazza to marry me. ;)

Why aren't I beating them off with a stick then?!

Oh I get it, Catch 22
To beat off potential suitors with a stick would be psycho
But without any potential suitors I can't prove my psychotic tendencies

ahem....discuss people

Dont ignore me and my epiphany.

Its coz I'm right huh?

well I posted a comment, but no one responded.

Seriously though mate, I know it seems that way, but it's not really the case.

You notice the psycho girls always end up getting ditched just before they think all their dreams are going to come true.

Sure, we love psycho chicks... just try not to marry them.

I meet a strangely high proportion of pyscho chicks...

From what I've seen, pyscho girls are good for short pick ups because they are very entertaining and usually very outgoing but in the long run I would avoid it.

As an experiment, you could try being psycho for a little while and see what happens. Be sure to give us descriptions on your behavior, and updates on your progress (?), of course.

How do I act psycho?

What do I need to do?

Be unpredictable. Also yell and pace back and forth stressfully a lot.

Ask for my honest opinion about a piece of your creative work, and when I give you positive feedback, burst into tears and yell at me for lying to you.

(Yes, this did happen to me once. shiver.)

(No, I don't know if this technically qualifies as "psycho" behavior. I don't really care.)

psycho chicks are fun for awhile. when you meet them they are inevitably very interesting. there is always a very evident wild side, or fantastic stories. in the back of your mind you think, "wow, this chick is a blast. i wonder if she boils rabbits?" but she puts your mind at ease with her normalcy and you embark on a grand adventure. until her quirks start mount up and you do the math, finally realizing that you'd better get away from her before you end up with a post-orgasmic steak knife sticking out of your chest...

or so i've heard.

Lookout tells it well, I think. "Boring" kills my interest awfully quickly. So a complex, unpredictable person is much more interesting and alluring. But fascinating can easily slide into f%$#ed in the head and once you've solved the puzzles of why she is screwed up like this, she's not fascinating anymore, she's just annoying.
If you can be fascinating without being psycho, or seeming contrived ... I'm interested.
Seriously, if your standards aren't too high, being scantily clad, tipsy and flirty is bound to land you something.

Ducks, being psycho is like being on benefits
People on the outside think it's an easy life, a meal ticket of some kind

But the truth is, if it happens to you (whether it is becoming perceived as the psycho girlfriend or ending up taking the Government's shilling) it turns out there's a lot more to it than the plus points.

Like buying Smartprice underwear in Asda (an offshoot of Walmart) at 3 pair a pound. Yes I did today. Okay, that's being on benefits, not being a psycho...

I pretended to be psycho once, to get a new boyfriend to break up with me. It had become crystal clear over just a few weeks that we were not right for each other--mostly I was just indifferent to him and didn't want to waste either person's time--but I knew he was the type who would argue with me that he would "do whatever was necessary" if I tried to break up with him, plus I was in a particularly non-confrontational mindset at the time.

So I sent him a couple of well-placed, quite irrational instant messages when I knew he wasn't home. He called me a day later and broke up with me. Success! I'm sure I completed the psycho image in his mind when I basically responded, "Okay great, no problem!"

Oooh...yeah. Bunny boilers. I'd forgotten that phrase. always a good one when a male friend starts telling you all about this new chick he's started seeing. I had one friend who serially dated bunny boilers to the extent that it was a standard question when he started the whole cycle over again.

It didn't help them that he'd always tell them about me and what a great friend I was before introducing us. A couple of them even admitted (in that confidential way chicks sometimes do after a couple of drinks) that they were really nervous about meeting me. Yep, way to freak out a bunny boiler mate!

BTW...my friend is still single, and we're not so close anymore. In fact we don't see each other at all anymore really. I got tired of being on the merry go round with him.

Correction:

For girls it's psycho boys, and for guys it's bad girls.

Think about it. And...

You aren't a big enough bitch apparently.
;)

Methinks Plthijinx can tell us ALL about psycho chicks.

NBN can back him up.

Rumour has it that there are further developments in this saga but I will avoid posting unsupported rumours without corroborating evidence.

we Shall see now Shan't we !!

These days, those guys post once in a blue moon. Brian, I believe it's up to you to give us the lowdown...a serious experiment depends on it.

Yes....like the rest of my life hangs in the balance here Brian.

I know I am a little loopy and ...well...fucked up...but seriously....guys get sucked into believing the bullshitiest bullshit ever.

The erotic pic taking dude is off on a detour with a chick, (which is cool, we have that kinda friends with benefits thing happening) that was a penthouse pet 27 odd years ago and that little acheivment is what she clings too, brandishes around every second sentence.

Pyscho writes shit like this...

and he eats this shit UP!

Because we read/hear....

Well she does know the difference between affect and effect...

but it won't last long. I don't recomend waiting though. If he isn't changing himself for himself he will always seek a co-dependant relationship and if you arn't a control freak then you'r an outie.

I know because I'm an outie. A too scared to keep trying outie too btw.

I don't know what you mean by "outie".

Ducks, I wonder what you took that paragraph from? Guys listen to anything that comes out of someone if they are seeing a little boob action.

Guys are like- uh huh sure. Yea. Good idea, uh- huh, god, uh huh.....trust uh huh.....nod nod. So yea...you were a playboy pet..uh huh. I totally agree about our destiny, yea. (waiting for her to shut up so they can get freaky)

It is all about the packaging and personal fetishes. Unless you are dealing with someone a bit more mature, but the odds are, not really. Maybe you are biased and giving him some credit for eating anything up and truly believing anything she says. I mean, did he not agree to everything after she said "playboy pet" and showed him some cleavage?

For an open relationship, FWB's, you seem a little jealous?
;)

Um.... you wouldn't happen to know the year and month, would you?:ggw:

Well, if you want attention and a reputation for crazy, you could always get your spank pic put on a T-shirt and wear it to the mall. "Why yes, that's me in the picture. Why do you ask?":D

Not between your and you're though.

Ah Ducks, he's just thinking with his cock.
And sadly, people you think you are on the same wavelength as - even people who you think treat you as special because of your mind - can suddenly act like they had a lunchtime lobotomy when it comes to other people.

I chat to a guy in the pub every shift. He's very sharp, funny, quick, just my type mentally (but attached, so not something I would consider). He was flirting with a pretty female friend the other night. He hung on her every word and laughed uproariously, in a way I haven't heard him laugh before. Now I heard their conversation - she wasn't all that bright and certainly not that funny. I was so disappointed in him.

@ cic

People are usually on the inside or the outside of a relationship. As far as my relationship I'm an 'outie.'


It's a made up word sweetie but I didn't make it up. I don't think so anyway. lol

She's been commenting on his blog.

Nah, not jealous, its not really an open relationship, its more the person you fuck who when either of you arent fucking someone else.

Anyways, Im more what Sundae described....disappointed, because I didnt think he was a "blah blah blah fuck me blah blah blah" type.

'82, with leg warmers even....LEG WARMERS

Leg warmers?

holy moly. I would never mention the pics at all to anyone, ever b/c of the leg warmers. They were stupit even back then. Yikes. You see my pics in the "80's....I've got way f*cking cool boots on. No leg warmers~~

she sounds a twat.

Dorothy Parker, so the story goes, had a dream one night that contained a revelation as to the true nature of men and women. The idea so excited her that she woke from her dream. Realizing how important this information was and not wanting to forget, she managed to scribble it down before she fell back asleep.

In the morning, when she woke she found this:

''Hoggamus, higgamus,
Men are polygamous,
Higgamus, hoggamus,
Women monogamous.''

leg warmers - those were the days...sigh

Why, were your ears cold back in those days, Sarge? ;)

I'm thinking of all the crazy shit that comes out of my mouth........hmmm....My husband isn't usually interested either way.

lol! He likes to talk about what is for dinner. Talk about food, they like that.

I would never say...I told you so, to him...but I can go *ner ner na ner ner* on here...