ahhhhh-huh!!! I figured it out!

DucksNuts · 10-28-2007, 06:27 AM

I'm not psycho enough. Thats where I have been going wrong.

For girls its bad boys, for guys its psycho chicks.

Aliantha · 10-28-2007, 06:31 AM

geez Ducks...surely you haven't just figured that out have you?

It wasn't till I figured out I needed to be psycho that I managed to get Dazza to marry me.

Sundae · 10-28-2007, 06:40 AM

Why aren't I beating them off with a stick then?!

Oh I get it, Catch 22
To beat off potential suitors with a stick would be psycho
But without any potential suitors I can't prove my psychotic tendencies

DucksNuts · 10-28-2007, 10:20 PM

ahem....discuss people

Dont ignore me and my epiphany.

Its coz I'm right huh?

Aliantha · 10-28-2007, 10:26 PM

well I posted a comment, but no one responded.

Seriously though mate, I know it seems that way, but it's not really the case.

You notice the psycho girls always end up getting ditched just before they think all their dreams are going to come true.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-28-2007, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts

ahem....discuss people

Dont ignore me and my epiphany.

Its coz I'm right huh?

Sure, we love psycho chicks... just try not to marry them.

piercehawkeye45 · 10-28-2007, 11:45 PM

I meet a strangely high proportion of pyscho chicks...

From what I've seen, pyscho girls are good for short pick ups because they are very entertaining and usually very outgoing but in the long run I would avoid it.

bluecuracao · 10-29-2007, 02:55 AM

As an experiment, you could try being psycho for a little while and see what happens. Be sure to give us descriptions on your behavior, and updates on your progress (?), of course.

DucksNuts · 10-29-2007, 03:50 AM

How do I act psycho?

What do I need to do?

piercehawkeye45 · 10-29-2007, 08:11 AM

Be unpredictable. Also yell and pace back and forth stressfully a lot.

SteveDallas · 10-29-2007, 08:50 AM

Ask for my honest opinion about a piece of your creative work, and when I give you positive feedback, burst into tears and yell at me for lying to you.

(Yes, this did happen to me once. shiver.)

(No, I don't know if this technically qualifies as "psycho" behavior. I don't really care.)

lookout123 · 10-29-2007, 11:14 AM

psycho chicks are fun for awhile. when you meet them they are inevitably very interesting. there is always a very evident wild side, or fantastic stories. in the back of your mind you think, "wow, this chick is a blast. i wonder if she boils rabbits?" but she puts your mind at ease with her normalcy and you embark on a grand adventure. until her quirks start mount up and you do the math, finally realizing that you'd better get away from her before you end up with a post-orgasmic steak knife sticking out of your chest...

or so i've heard.

ZenGum · 10-29-2007, 12:00 PM

Lookout tells it well, I think. "Boring" kills my interest awfully quickly. So a complex, unpredictable person is much more interesting and alluring. But fascinating can easily slide into f%$#ed in the head and once you've solved the puzzles of why she is screwed up like this, she's not fascinating anymore, she's just annoying.
If you can be fascinating without being psycho, or seeming contrived ... I'm interested.
Seriously, if your standards aren't too high, being scantily clad, tipsy and flirty is bound to land you something.

Sundae · 10-29-2007, 04:17 PM

Ducks, being psycho is like being on benefits
People on the outside think it's an easy life, a meal ticket of some kind

But the truth is, if it happens to you (whether it is becoming perceived as the psycho girlfriend or ending up taking the Government's shilling) it turns out there's a lot more to it than the plus points.

Like buying Smartprice underwear in Asda (an offshoot of Walmart) at 3 pair a pound. Yes I did today. Okay, that's being on benefits, not being a psycho...

Clodfobble · 10-29-2007, 04:36 PM

I pretended to be psycho once, to get a new boyfriend to break up with me. It had become crystal clear over just a few weeks that we were not right for each other--mostly I was just indifferent to him and didn't want to waste either person's time--but I knew he was the type who would argue with me that he would "do whatever was necessary" if I tried to break up with him, plus I was in a particularly non-confrontational mindset at the time.

So I sent him a couple of well-placed, quite irrational instant messages when I knew he wasn't home. He called me a day later and broke up with me. Success! I'm sure I completed the psycho image in his mind when I basically responded, "Okay great, no problem!"

10-28-2007, 06:27 AM	#1
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	ahhhhh-huh!!! I figured it out! I'm not psycho enough. Thats where I have been going wrong. For girls its bad boys, for guys its psycho chicks.

10-28-2007, 06:31 AM	#2
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	geez Ducks...surely you haven't just figured that out have you? It wasn't till I figured out I needed to be psycho that I managed to get Dazza to marry me. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-28-2007, 06:40 AM	#3
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Why aren't I beating them off with a stick then?! Oh I get it, Catch 22 To beat off potential suitors with a stick would be psycho But without any potential suitors I can't prove my psychotic tendencies __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-28-2007, 10:26 PM	#5
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	well I posted a comment, but no one responded. Seriously though mate, I know it seems that way, but it's not really the case. You notice the psycho girls always end up getting ditched just before they think all their dreams are going to come true. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

10-29-2007, 11:14 AM	#12
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	psycho chicks are fun for awhile. when you meet them they are inevitably very interesting. there is always a very evident wild side, or fantastic stories. in the back of your mind you think, "wow, this chick is a blast. i wonder if she boils rabbits?" but she puts your mind at ease with her normalcy and you embark on a grand adventure. until her quirks start mount up and you do the math, finally realizing that you'd better get away from her before you end up with a post-orgasmic steak knife sticking out of your chest... or so i've heard. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-28-2007, 10:20 PM	#4
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	ahem....discuss people Dont ignore me and my epiphany. Its coz I'm right huh?

10-28-2007, 11:45 PM	#7
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	I meet a strangely high proportion of pyscho chicks... From what I've seen, pyscho girls are good for short pick ups because they are very entertaining and usually very outgoing but in the long run I would avoid it.

10-29-2007, 02:55 AM	#8
bluecuracao in a mood, not cupcake Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 3,034	As an experiment, you could try being psycho for a little while and see what happens. Be sure to give us descriptions on your behavior, and updates on your progress (?), of course.

10-29-2007, 03:50 AM	#9
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	How do I act psycho? What do I need to do?

10-29-2007, 08:11 AM	#10
piercehawkeye45 Franklin Pierce Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Minnesota Posts: 3,695	Be unpredictable. Also yell and pace back and forth stressfully a lot.

10-29-2007, 08:50 AM	#11
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Ask for my honest opinion about a piece of your creative work, and when I give you positive feedback, burst into tears and yell at me for lying to you. (Yes, this did happen to me once. shiver.) (No, I don't know if this technically qualifies as "psycho" behavior. I don't really care.)

10-29-2007, 12:00 PM	#13
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Lookout tells it well, I think. "Boring" kills my interest awfully quickly. So a complex, unpredictable person is much more interesting and alluring. But fascinating can easily slide into f%$#ed in the head and once you've solved the puzzles of why she is screwed up like this, she's not fascinating anymore, she's just annoying. If you can be fascinating without being psycho, or seeming contrived ... I'm interested. Seriously, if your standards aren't too high, being scantily clad, tipsy and flirty is bound to land you something. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-29-2007, 04:17 PM	#14
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ducks, being psycho is like being on benefits People on the outside think it's an easy life, a meal ticket of some kind But the truth is, if it happens to you (whether it is becoming perceived as the psycho girlfriend or ending up taking the Government's shilling) it turns out there's a lot more to it than the plus points. Like buying Smartprice underwear in Asda (an offshoot of Walmart) at 3 pair a pound. Yes I did today. Okay, that's being on benefits, not being a psycho... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

10-29-2007, 04:36 PM	#15
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I pretended to be psycho once, to get a new boyfriend to break up with me. It had become crystal clear over just a few weeks that we were not right for each other--mostly I was just indifferent to him and didn't want to waste either person's time--but I knew he was the type who would argue with me that he would "do whatever was necessary" if I tried to break up with him, plus I was in a particularly non-confrontational mindset at the time. So I sent him a couple of well-placed, quite irrational instant messages when I knew he wasn't home. He called me a day later and broke up with me. Success! I'm sure I completed the psycho image in his mind when I basically responded, "Okay great, no problem!"

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