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monster 04-15-2009 09:49 PM

April 16, 2009: Tree Allergy?
 
It is reported from Russia that a suspected tumor in a man's lung turned out to be a 5cm fir tree, which it is believed must have grown there because it's too big to be inhaled. link Enough of the whys and hows... here's the pic..... have at it with the recipes!

http://cellar.org/2009/treelunger.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 04-15-2009 11:05 PM

OMG :eek: Pinocchio did become a real boy!

Cloud 04-16-2009 12:57 AM

that's just very creepy

Kolbenfresser 04-16-2009 03:14 AM

No surprise
 
Again: Crazy Russians. Want to know whats growing in the lungs of the Zapashny Brothers, that makes them ride a lion.

SPUCK 04-16-2009 04:35 AM

Great! Medical doctors branching into horticulture.


The patent must be a real sap.

Kolbenfresser 04-16-2009 05:25 AM

Video
 
Here's a corresponding vid:
http://www.spiegel.de/video/video-60972.html
A biologist says it is impossible to grow a seed in a lung.

Trilby 04-16-2009 06:39 AM

during sinus season I have often felt I had a tree growing in my maxillary cavities.

capnhowdy 04-16-2009 06:40 AM

.....prior to sauteing, carefully remove fir tree and set aside to use as garnish.....

spudcon 04-16-2009 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy (Post 556786)
.....prior to sauteing, carefully remove fir tree and set aside to use as garnish.....

I disagree. I always cook lung tumors with the fir tree in them to add tang.

sweetwater 04-16-2009 07:38 AM

109 dates late! [or 256 days early]

xoxoxoBruce 04-16-2009 08:45 AM

No no, where Monster lives and where the Cellar lives, 9 days early. ;)

Sheldonrs 04-16-2009 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 556785)
during sinus season I have often felt I had a tree growing in my maxillary cavities.

I often feel like I have a tree in MY cavities as well.

Gravdigr 04-16-2009 02:01 PM

Trees in lungs, yew don't see that very often.

Shawnee123 04-16-2009 02:03 PM

I think that I shall never see
A lung that's filled up with a tree..

dar512 04-16-2009 03:12 PM

Good thing that guy got early treetment.

classicman 04-16-2009 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 556960)
I think that I shall never see
A lung that's filled up with a tree..

nor would I want to be,
one with a tree in thee.

capnhowdy 04-16-2009 03:31 PM

I sure hope they take it to the chipper for recycling.

Or to the Ripley's museum.

Griff 04-16-2009 04:17 PM

I wonder if this closed loop system has an anti-global warming application?

Queen of the Ryche 04-16-2009 04:46 PM

Sorry if I'm going out on a limb, but did they ever get to the root of the problem?

Sheldonrs 04-16-2009 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Queen of the Ryche (Post 557075)
Sorry if I'm going out on a limb, but did they ever get to the root of the problem?

Pining for a lost love.

BigV 04-16-2009 11:33 PM

Nature's own rebreather--he makes his own oxygen.

SPUCK 04-17-2009 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 557141)
Nature's own rebreather--he makes his own oxygen.


All he needs to do is inhale some light bulbs.

Sundae 04-17-2009 02:15 PM

No puns or quips from me I'm afraid.
All I could think when looking at the photo was: aren't lungs pink?

Tick 04-18-2009 01:06 PM

I'm throwing a bullshiat flag on the field. You can germinate a seed in total darkness, but it certainly won't develop there. Here's another really big clue. It's green. That requires a little thing I like to call photosynthesis.

I almost didn't post this because of butterflies in my stomach and a frog in my throat.

lumberjim 04-18-2009 02:50 PM

he may have inhaled some sunflowers, too....in which case, this would be entirely plausible

monster 04-18-2009 07:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tick (Post 557524)
I'm throwing a bullshiat flag on the field. You can germinate a seed in total darkness, but it certainly won't develop there. Here's another really big clue. It's green. That requires a little thing I like to call photosynthesis.

I almost didn't post this because of butterflies in my stomach and a frog in my throat.

You're just being a stick in the mud.

xoxoxoBruce 04-19-2009 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tick (Post 557524)
I'm throwing a bullshiat flag on the field. You can germinate a seed in total darkness, but it certainly won't develop there. Here's another really big clue. It's green. That requires a little thing I like to call photosynthesis.

I almost didn't post this because of butterflies in my stomach and a frog in my throat.

Doesn't look green to me, sort of gold/brown. :confused:

capnhowdy 04-19-2009 07:44 AM

Quote:

You're just being a TICK in the mud
Fixed it for ya.....

xoxoxoBruce 04-19-2009 01:53 PM

Speaking of ticks shudder, I got the following email.
Quote:

How To Remove a Tick
Bet it would work on dogs too.

Apply a glob of liquid soap to a cotton ball.
Cover the tick with the soap-soaked cotton ball and swab it for a few (15-20) seconds.
The tick will come out on its own and be stuck to the cotton ball when you lift it away.
This technique has worked every time I've used it, and it's much less traumatic for the patient and easier for me.
Unless someone is allergic to soap, I can't see that this would be damaging in any way.
Now back to your regularly scheduled IOtD. :blush:

capnhowdy 04-19-2009 03:56 PM

Great tip. Especially on a fuzzy wuzzy like my JRT. I always wind up pulling a chunk of hair out with the tick. Thanks xoB.

jinx 04-19-2009 04:13 PM

I've had luck removing ticks with oragel or ambesol... seems to numb the tick and the skin and they come off with no complaints. My sister jumped all over me for it though, saying you shouldn't put anything on the tick because that can stress them out and make them puke.
Ticks are so freakin nasty... and of course plentiful in this area.

xoxoxoBruce 04-20-2009 07:08 AM

Yeah, I got an email this morning from someone that went through a lot of crap with Lyme disease. He said the Tick Borne Disease Clinic told him soap would make them think they were suffocating and puke.


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