April 16, 2009: Tree Allergy?

monster · 04-15-2009, 09:49 PM

It is reported from Russia that a suspected tumor in a man's lung turned out to be a 5cm fir tree, which it is believed must have grown there because it's too big to be inhaled. link Enough of the whys and hows... here's the pic..... have at it with the recipes!

xoxoxoBruce · 04-15-2009, 11:05 PM

OMG

Pinocchio did become a real boy!

Cloud · 04-16-2009, 12:57 AM

that's just very creepy

Kolbenfresser · 04-16-2009, 03:14 AM

Again: Crazy Russians. Want to know whats growing in the lungs of the Zapashny Brothers, that makes them ride a lion.

SPUCK · 04-16-2009, 04:35 AM

Great! Medical doctors branching into horticulture.

The patent must be a real sap.

Kolbenfresser · 04-16-2009, 05:25 AM

Here's a corresponding vid:
http://www.spiegel.de/video/video-60972.html
A biologist says it is impossible to grow a seed in a lung.

Brianna · 04-16-2009, 06:39 AM

during sinus season I have often felt I had a tree growing in my maxillary cavities.

capnhowdy · 04-16-2009, 06:40 AM

.....prior to sauteing, carefully remove fir tree and set aside to use as garnish.....

spudcon · 04-16-2009, 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by capnhowdy

.....prior to sauteing, carefully remove fir tree and set aside to use as garnish.....

I disagree. I always cook lung tumors with the fir tree in them to add tang.

sweetwater · 04-16-2009, 07:38 AM

109 dates late! [or 256 days early]

xoxoxoBruce · 04-16-2009, 08:45 AM

No no, where Monster lives and where the Cellar lives, 9 days early.

Sheldonrs · 04-16-2009, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

during sinus season I have often felt I had a tree growing in my maxillary cavities.

I often feel like I have a tree in MY cavities as well.

Gravdigr · 04-16-2009, 02:01 PM

Trees in lungs, yew don't see that very often.

Shawnee123 · 04-16-2009, 02:03 PM

I think that I shall never see
A lung that's filled up with a tree..

dar512 · 04-16-2009, 03:12 PM

Good thing that guy got early treetment.

04-15-2009, 09:49 PM	#1
monster Blow Out! Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Brit in Ann Arbor MI Posts: 14,538	April 16, 2009: Tree Allergy? It is reported from Russia that a suspected tumor in a man's lung turned out to be a 5cm fir tree, which it is believed must have grown there because it's too big to be inhaled. link Enough of the whys and hows... here's the pic..... have at it with the recipes! __________________ Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-15-2009 at 11:04 PM.

04-15-2009, 11:05 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 36,410	OMG Pinocchio did become a real boy! __________________ The Truth and Robert Shapiro Shall Set You Free.

04-16-2009, 12:57 AM	#3
Cloud Evil Mignonette Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: USA MTZ (GMT-7) Posts: 7,676	that's just very creepy __________________ The Owl and the Pussycat. Yeah, they went to sea, and there were pussies involved. Look it up!

04-16-2009, 03:14 AM	#4
Kolbenfresser Confounded Conjuror Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Good old Germany Posts: 33	No surprise Again: Crazy Russians. Want to know whats growing in the lungs of the Zapashny Brothers, that makes them ride a lion. __________________ In cauda venenum.

04-16-2009, 05:25 AM	#6
Kolbenfresser Confounded Conjuror Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Good old Germany Posts: 33	Video Here's a corresponding vid: http://www.spiegel.de/video/video-60972.html A biologist says it is impossible to grow a seed in a lung. __________________ In cauda venenum.

04-16-2009, 04:35 AM	#5
SPUCK Professor Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,015	Great! Medical doctors branching into horticulture. The patent must be a real sap.

04-16-2009, 06:39 AM	#7
Brianna Double Complete Rainbow Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 11,369	during sinus season I have often felt I had a tree growing in my maxillary cavities. __________________ "I dust a bit...I am at this moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip." — John Kennedy Toole (A Confederacy of Dunces)

04-16-2009, 06:40 AM	#8
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,077	.....prior to sauteing, carefully remove fir tree and set aside to use as garnish..... __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

04-16-2009, 07:38 AM	#10
sweetwater lives inside a Mobius strip Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 1,109	109 dates late! [or 256 days early] __________________ I knew I shoulda taken that left turn at Albuquerque! - Bugs Bunny

04-16-2009, 08:45 AM	#11
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 36,410	No no, where Monster lives and where the Cellar lives, 9 days early. __________________ The Truth and Robert Shapiro Shall Set You Free.

04-16-2009, 02:01 PM	#13
Gravdigr Junior Master Dwellar Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 2,868	Trees in lungs, yew don't see that very often. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-16-2009, 02:03 PM	#14
Shawnee123 Master Thespian Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 19,227	I think that I shall never see A lung that's filled up with a tree.. __________________ Shawnee comes up with the correct answer almost every time. --The Great and Powerful spudcon the proper course of action is to quote spudcon in your signature line. So we are reminded of your awesomeness every time you post. Not to say that we aren't already. --The Great and Powerful glatt

04-16-2009, 03:12 PM	#15
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,966	Good thing that guy got early treetment. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

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