Things you can't say on the cellar:
 

We're such a balanced, open, non-judgmental, welcoming, friendly place, a place of open discourse and the free exchange of ideas.

Well, maybe not free exactly. Sometimes there's a price to pay. There are some things you just can't say on the cellar.

"GWB was a great president. His legacy will be recognized and honored in all the history books."

Well you can say it....but you might get laughed at :P

...or argued with.

you can't say it's a dolphin.


sheesh.

"That's fascinating! Tell me more, TW!"

"You're kidding me! Everyone really thinks she's just fat, right?"

"He is the most down to earth, level-headed, and normal person I know."

Awwww, thanks Shaw. :beer:

:rotflol:

LOL!

Of course not Bri, especially when it was clearly a shark

Please don't feed the trolls.

Bri is a troll and shes lasted all this time? Whodathunkit?
Thats rather impressive.

E(A)D

"I'm kind of indifferent about that."

"Actually, that picture of your kid is kinda ugly."

"Who cares if your pet died? It was just a dumb animal."


Please note the poster does not actually think these things in her head. These are just hypothetical possibilities fitting the thread topic. Please don't hurt me.

There are heaps of things you can't say on the cellar, so I'm not going to say them and then get myself into shit. :)

tiki is a liar

no....she is a lying liar. And I think that's one of the things you are allowed to say :P

Bum,Bugger,shit,shite and arseholes.......

Think that just about covers it? :lol2:

I realize you intended them as separate examples, but I think they make a great little mini-narrative when read in sequence!

Apparently you just can't say good riddance to some people ...cause they just won't go away.

yeh, they get unbanned.

:corn:

I really like lima beans.

lol
 

goatse and tubgirl

Say what you like, just don't mess up the apostrophe's.

That reminds me I was going to photoshop goatse hands onto that Iotd of the clouds (if that hasn't been done already).

Actually, I change my mind. There's really nothing you can't say on the cellar. It's just that someone is bound to jump down your throat if you say certain things.

like "hey baby, wanna jump down my throat?"

well it's almost as if that's what you said sometimes...isn't it? :rolleyes:

(of course, the cellar isn't the only place it happens. It happens everywhere.)

You can't say that you have 400 of something. If you say that you have 400 of something, that's it, you're gone (at least for a little while).
Welcome to the 400 Club and hasta la vista baby! :sniper:

"Barack Hussein Obama was a terrible president. His legacy will be recognized in all the history books."

Semen depository.

What? Too soon?

David Carradine reminds me of an Italian salami.
All tied up and hanging in the closet.

Too soon? Oh well.

Ya can't say someone looks like a pimp. Or, 'Get it?'

Oh, and Ghostie::lol2:

"UT, you ignorant slut."

More than once, I mean.

Sure you can. You just have to be polite.

"UT, I think if you will examine all the evidence, you will find that it all proves the point I was trying to make - that you are an ignorant slut."


ok. Maybe not.

If someone is a slut, isn't the "more than once" sort of implied?




:D

"Mission Accomplished"

Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn Acorn.

;)

"Your pictures suck."

you have an ugly baby.

Honestly, I haven't found anything. And I've tried.

i found this amusing

Sounds like "vore" fetish to me, ZenGum.

You can't say that y#) &)#p#@ _@( #*$_g to )@! $() #(@$(d.

Also you can't tell lumberjim to #())@ ## #()!@($*.

And, like it or not, if you want to tell Undertoad that @(($ #*@#( #^*$ is @#*c* you can't do it.

funny

also, links to the ultra secret cellar cool-kids-club are immediately disguised by moderators.

Well, if you say something like 'OMG, all along UG has been so right and we've all been so wrong', Wolf will roll up to your house with an MRI truck and check you for an aneurysm.

Or she might just slap you.

or ... she has weapons too.

Things you can't say on the cellar:
 

LOL

OMG, lmao!

ROFLMBOPIMPTIME
Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Butt Off Peeing In My Pants With Tears In My Eyes

the stuff you learn on the internet - sheesh

haggis!

"I'm getting a kick out of these replies because..."

"Gary spilled his ear medicine..."

You can't say anything on the cellar if you last posted less than 30 seconds ago.

...or you aren't logged in.