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monster 11-14-2011 08:24 PM

Channelling JBK: You finish this poem
 
There was a young dwellar from Dallas
Whose finger looked just like a phallus
We said: "we're not sorry
But still we will worry -
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JBKlyde 11-14-2011 08:40 PM

If you think of "sorry",
Like the Game,
You just bump em,
Off the map,
And there's no one,
To Blame,
If it's all the same,
I per-fer to re-arange.

DanaC 11-14-2011 08:54 PM

Now... That I liked.

ZenGum 11-14-2011 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 772850)
There was a young dwellar from Dallas
Whose finger looked just like a phallus
We said: "we're not sorry
But still we will worry -
..................................................

that your behaviour may lead to a callous.

monster 11-14-2011 08:55 PM

There was Cellarite from France
Who posted a vid of his dance
We said" You're so special
We love how your flesh all....
...........................................

ZenGum 11-14-2011 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 772861)
There was Cellarite from France
Who posted a vid of his dance
We said" You're so special
We love how your flesh all....
...........................................

Ripples and spills from your pants!

monster 11-14-2011 09:01 PM

A cheeky young troll from Noo Yawk
Challenged all of the dwellars to talk
when we dialled the number
we felt kinda dumber
.................................................

monster 11-14-2011 09:02 PM

You're totally winning this, Zengo

monster 11-14-2011 09:03 PM

mind you, you're the only one playing.....

monster 11-14-2011 09:09 PM

There was an old dwellar from Cheam
Whose regular posts were a stream
of innermost thoughts
which mostly they ought
..................................................

ZenGum 11-14-2011 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 772865)
You're totally winning this, Zengo

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 772866)
mind you, you're the only one playing.....

We call that "doing a Bradbury".

You know, the ice-skater dude. You know the one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 772864)
A cheeky young troll from Noo Yawk
Challenged all of the dwellars to talk
when we dialled the number
we felt kinda dumber
.................................................

To be stawked by a jawk was a shawk!

ZenGum 11-14-2011 09:17 PM

A well spoken Dwellar from Michigan
Would flip from nice to bitchagain
We love her a lot
if only she'd not
.....................................

monster 11-14-2011 09:19 PM

really?

ZenGum 11-14-2011 09:53 PM

Only the good bits.

Hey, YOU find a rhyme for Michigan.


I was thinking ...

... try to make Sundae richagain.

monster 11-14-2011 10:01 PM

or, fuck you :)

infinite monkey 11-15-2011 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 772871)
There was an old dwellar from Cheam
Whose regular posts were a stream
of innermost thoughts
which mostly they ought
..................................................

to have stayed in the form of a dream

infinite monkey 11-15-2011 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 772874)
A well spoken Dwellar from Michigan
Would flip from nice to bitchagain
We love her a lot
if only she'd not
.....................................

Try to walk like an egyptian

infinite monkey 11-15-2011 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 772864)
A cheeky young troll from Noo Yawk
Challenged all of the dwellars to talk
when we dialled the number
we felt kinda dumber
.................................................

'Cause psychos can kill, not just stalk!

Undertoad 11-15-2011 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 772864)
A cheeky young troll from Noo Yawk
Challenged all of the dwellars to talk
when we dialled the number
we felt kinda dumber

"She" sounded just like Peter Falk.

Gravdigr 11-16-2011 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 772864)
A cheeky young troll from Noo Yawk
Challenged all of the dwellars to talk
when we dialled the number
we felt kinda dumber
.................................................

So UT invited them to walk.


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