Channelling JBK: You finish this poem

monster · 11-14-2011, 08:24 PM

There was a young dwellar from Dallas
Whose finger looked just like a phallus
We said: "we're not sorry
But still we will worry -
..................................................

JBKlyde · 11-14-2011, 08:40 PM

If you think of "sorry",
Like the Game,
You just bump em,
Off the map,
And there's no one,
To Blame,
If it's all the same,
I per-fer to re-arange.

DanaC · 11-14-2011, 08:54 PM

Now... That I liked.

ZenGum · 11-14-2011, 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

There was a young dwellar from Dallas
Whose finger looked just like a phallus
We said: "we're not sorry
But still we will worry -
..................................................

that your behaviour may lead to a callous.

monster · 11-14-2011, 08:55 PM

There was Cellarite from France
Who posted a vid of his dance
We said" You're so special
We love how your flesh all....
...........................................

ZenGum · 11-14-2011, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

There was Cellarite from France
Who posted a vid of his dance
We said" You're so special
We love how your flesh all....
...........................................

Ripples and spills from your pants!

monster · 11-14-2011, 09:01 PM

A cheeky young troll from Noo Yawk
Challenged all of the dwellars to talk
when we dialled the number
we felt kinda dumber
.................................................

ZenGum · 11-14-2011, 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by monster

You're totally winning this, Zengo

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Originally Posted by monster

mind you, you're the only one playing.....

We call that "doing a Bradbury".

You know, the ice-skater dude. You know the one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

A cheeky young troll from Noo Yawk
Challenged all of the dwellars to talk
when we dialled the number
we felt kinda dumber
.................................................

To be stawked by a jawk was a shawk!

infinite monkey · 11-15-2011, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

A cheeky young troll from Noo Yawk
Challenged all of the dwellars to talk
when we dialled the number
we felt kinda dumber
.................................................

'Cause psychos can kill, not just stalk!

Undertoad · 11-15-2011, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by monster

A cheeky young troll from Noo Yawk
Challenged all of the dwellars to talk
when we dialled the number
we felt kinda dumber

"She" sounded just like Peter Falk.

Gravdigr · 11-16-2011, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

A cheeky young troll from Noo Yawk
Challenged all of the dwellars to talk
when we dialled the number
we felt kinda dumber
.................................................

So UT invited them to walk.

monster · 11-14-2011, 09:02 PM

You're totally winning this, Zengo

monster · 11-14-2011, 09:03 PM

mind you, you're the only one playing.....

monster · 11-14-2011, 09:09 PM

There was an old dwellar from Cheam
Whose regular posts were a stream
of innermost thoughts
which mostly they ought
..................................................

infinite monkey · 11-15-2011, 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster

There was an old dwellar from Cheam
Whose regular posts were a stream
of innermost thoughts
which mostly they ought
..................................................

to have stayed in the form of a dream

11-14-2011, 08:24 PM	#1
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	Channelling JBK: You finish this poem There was a young dwellar from Dallas Whose finger looked just like a phallus We said: "we're not sorry But still we will worry - .................................................. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-14-2011, 08:55 PM	#5
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	There was Cellarite from France Who posted a vid of his dance We said" You're so special We love how your flesh all.... ........................................... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-14-2011, 09:01 PM	#7
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	A cheeky young troll from Noo Yawk Challenged all of the dwellars to talk when we dialled the number we felt kinda dumber ................................................. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-14-2011, 09:02 PM	#12
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	You're totally winning this, Zengo __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-14-2011, 09:03 PM	#13
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	mind you, you're the only one playing..... __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

11-14-2011, 08:40 PM	#2
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	If you think of "sorry", Like the Game, You just bump em, Off the map, And there's no one, To Blame, If it's all the same, I per-fer to re-arange.

11-14-2011, 09:09 PM	#14
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	There was an old dwellar from Cheam Whose regular posts were a stream of innermost thoughts which mostly they ought .................................................. __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

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