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"Please your Majesty," said the Knave, "I didn't write it, and they can't prove that I did: there's no name signed at the end." "If you didn't sign it," said the King, "that only makes things worse. You MUST have meant some mischief, or else you'd have signed your name like an honest man."
- Lewis Carroll, "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland"