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monster 11-14-2011 08:24 PM

Channelling JBK: You finish this poem
 
There was a young dwellar from Dallas
Whose finger looked just like a phallus
We said: "we're not sorry
But still we will worry -
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JBKlyde 11-14-2011 08:40 PM

If you think of "sorry",
Like the Game,
You just bump em,
Off the map,
And there's no one,
To Blame,
If it's all the same,
I per-fer to re-arange.

DanaC 11-14-2011 08:54 PM

Now... That I liked.

ZenGum 11-14-2011 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 772850)
There was a young dwellar from Dallas
Whose finger looked just like a phallus
We said: "we're not sorry
But still we will worry -
..................................................

that your behaviour may lead to a callous.

monster 11-14-2011 08:55 PM

There was Cellarite from France
Who posted a vid of his dance
We said" You're so special
We love how your flesh all....
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ZenGum 11-14-2011 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 772861)
There was Cellarite from France
Who posted a vid of his dance
We said" You're so special
We love how your flesh all....
...........................................

Ripples and spills from your pants!

monster 11-14-2011 09:01 PM

A cheeky young troll from Noo Yawk
Challenged all of the dwellars to talk
when we dialled the number
we felt kinda dumber
.................................................

monster 11-14-2011 09:02 PM

You're totally winning this, Zengo

monster 11-14-2011 09:03 PM

mind you, you're the only one playing.....

monster 11-14-2011 09:09 PM

There was an old dwellar from Cheam
Whose regular posts were a stream
of innermost thoughts
which mostly they ought
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ZenGum 11-14-2011 09:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 772865)
You're totally winning this, Zengo

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 772866)
mind you, you're the only one playing.....

We call that "doing a Bradbury".

You know, the ice-skater dude. You know the one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 772864)
A cheeky young troll from Noo Yawk
Challenged all of the dwellars to talk
when we dialled the number
we felt kinda dumber
.................................................

To be stawked by a jawk was a shawk!

ZenGum 11-14-2011 09:17 PM

A well spoken Dwellar from Michigan
Would flip from nice to bitchagain
We love her a lot
if only she'd not
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monster 11-14-2011 09:19 PM

really?

ZenGum 11-14-2011 09:53 PM

Only the good bits.

Hey, YOU find a rhyme for Michigan.


I was thinking ...

... try to make Sundae richagain.

monster 11-14-2011 10:01 PM

or, fuck you :)


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