The camel toe
 

This poll is only for those men and women who are attracted to women.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, then this poll is not for you.

You see a woman you find attractive. As you get closer to her you notice she has an obvious camel toe.

How does this impact your impression of her?

MOOSE KNUCKLE.

this opens the topic of the different types of.......baginers. there are some that are much more prone to moose knuckling than others, ya know.

it really depends on the ol' hot-o-meter scale.

I always look for evidence of teeth. :eek:

Are you supposed to find the camel toe attractive? Because it honestly does nothing for me. If I find her otherwise attractive, I can overlook a little camel toe, but on someone I don't care for, the camel toe makes things a little worse.

Itsn't the camel toe a little white trashie?

the smaller the MOOSE KNUCKEL the tighter the FIT !!!!! :grin:

hey! as long as it tastes good, what's the problem!
(but bri has dib's on bruce and then i'm a shallow second - oh and gene simmons doesn't have shit on me!:D)

Thats the thing - I think if she is showing her "toe" - I don't think its going to taste good!

Gene Simmons - now he is one guy that we could ignore what he looks like! ;)

it can be sexy, if done appropriately. is appropriately even an appropriate word to use in reference to camel toe? i'd have to say if she looked good enough wearing something tight enough to show it, i wouldn't mind it at all.

what do i know, though? i like a little bit of butt cleavage in a woman sometimes. woohoo for the plumberette crack!

Is there a particular reason you asked, UT?

She wouldn't like me telling the very innocent story, so you'll just have to imagine a sexier story I didn't tell.

I knew it would be a poll question before she even suggested it.

plumberette crack

on a guy it is known as "man clevage "

I did not vote, but totally gross. I have on tried on (old) pants tight enough to induce a CT and/or a severe butt munch, and immediately ripped them off and put them in the goodwill box. From the comments my husband makes when we see one on the street, only trashy/slutty women would knowingly go out in public sporting it. Dunno exactly how he feels about how it affects their attractiveness level, I'll ask since now I am curious. If any chick tries to act innocent about it, she is SO totally lying. Pants that tight are not at all comfortable to wear.

Doesn't Goodwill want you to wash them first, Rat?

But here's the twist. What if we had a followup poll... aw hell, I'll just post it.

only if the toeage is blue velvet.

http://ctoe.bolt.com/

Find humor in the toe...

Exactly.

And we men hate that. Just hate it to death. :angel:

But really, the reason I posted was I wanted to point out that right now on my new post search, this thread appeared right below the student/teacher thread. The result was that for a brief second the topics were conglomerated into one single thread about attractive teachers with cameltoes. :worried:

The toe: Just look and don't pursue.
They WANT you to look. If you look too long you are trashy also.
Remember... you see one toe you seen 'em all. Yet that burning question: Innie or outie?
Imagination works well for me.
Cameltoe, Oh cameltoe.... whereforth art thou cameltoe?

Sung to the tune of "O Tannenbaum"?? :band:

Not voting, but I think it's trashy.

camel toe is gross. Usually at least -- I don't think I've ever personally seen an example that wasn't hanging from the bottom of something I wouldn't touch with your 10 foot pole, if you get me.

It pays to advertise. Assuming, of course, that a gal who advertises wants to get paid. I mean, once you determine what kind of gal you have, everything after that is just haggling over the price.

:lol:

;) heehee... No we can all lick camel toes with a clean concious.

For me, *anything* which is normally unseen, but revealed by some extreme of clothing choice by an attractive female, is stimulating to some extent.

Hell...I love panty lines.

that rocked. thanks, bruce. i think that might be the first thing from the cellar that i've ever actually printed out for coworkers. as i type this, i hear the 4th person to read it laughing. like a wave going accross the room.

hanging? puts one in mind of and old wallet. or a big roast beef sandwich

NEW TERM ALERT

Cameltoe Sandwich

And there was me thinking this thread had something to do with CAMELS ... :redface:

Camel toe in my opinion is itchy,scratchy, and raw.Do you still want to eat that boys. :yum:

Think tenderized. ;)

In the interests of research I asked my local bar keeper if he recognised the term "camel toe". This was a night when the pub was full of women as it was a ladies' darts match, and he was the only guy in there! He hadn't the faintest idea what I meant, but one woman at the bar burst out laughing immediately (she had heard the term before), and two others (who did not previously know the expression), next to her, soon caught on, too! I commend their knowledge of zoology and their versatile imaginations!

Camel toe = The Nasty Nuggets

Nobody saw the camel-toe explanation in "the Weatherman" with Nicolas Cage???

Sandwich? Does the edge of the, um, filling protrude a little like lettuce in a baloney sandwich?

[Edit to add] "Ever notice how much they look like orchids? Lovely!" -- Robert A. Heinlein

The toe is fine as long as it doesn't belong to a she-mullet. Also I think that it's sexy as long as it dosn't look planned.

The toe is only acceptable under one thin layer of silk. You should be very close to tasting it before you get that kind of detail. :doit: