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View Poll Results: Discovery of the toe makes me feel...
Awesomely more sexually attracted 3 7.14%
A little more attracted; it's risque 12 28.57%
Neither more or less attracted 5 11.90%
A little less attracted; it's a bit of a turnoff 10 23.81%
Ew, lots less attracted, it's disgusting and foul 12 28.57%
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Old 09-17-2005, 02:34 PM   #1
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The camel toe

This poll is only for those men and women who are attracted to women.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, then this poll is not for you.

You see a woman you find attractive. As you get closer to her you notice she has an obvious camel toe.

How does this impact your impression of her?
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Old 09-17-2005, 03:26 PM   #2
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MOOSE KNUCKLE.
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Old 09-17-2005, 03:39 PM   #3
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this opens the topic of the different types of.......baginers. there are some that are much more prone to moose knuckling than others, ya know.
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Old 09-17-2005, 04:01 PM   #4
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it really depends on the ol' hot-o-meter scale.
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Old 09-17-2005, 06:29 PM   #5
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I always look for evidence of teeth.
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Old 09-17-2005, 08:30 PM   #6
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Are you supposed to find the camel toe attractive? Because it honestly does nothing for me. If I find her otherwise attractive, I can overlook a little camel toe, but on someone I don't care for, the camel toe makes things a little worse.
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Old 09-17-2005, 09:20 PM   #7
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Itsn't the camel toe a little white trashie?
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Old 09-17-2005, 09:41 PM   #8
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the smaller the MOOSE KNUCKEL the tighter the FIT !!!!! :grin:
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Old 09-17-2005, 11:00 PM   #9
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Itsn't the camel toe a little white trashie?
hey! as long as it tastes good, what's the problem!
(but bri has dib's on bruce and then i'm a shallow second - oh and gene simmons doesn't have shit on me!)
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Old 09-18-2005, 08:24 AM   #10
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Thats the thing - I think if she is showing her "toe" - I don't think its going to taste good!

Gene Simmons - now he is one guy that we could ignore what he looks like!
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Old 09-21-2005, 07:41 AM   #11
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it can be sexy, if done appropriately. is appropriately even an appropriate word to use in reference to camel toe? i'd have to say if she looked good enough wearing something tight enough to show it, i wouldn't mind it at all.

what do i know, though? i like a little bit of butt cleavage in a woman sometimes. woohoo for the plumberette crack!
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Old 09-21-2005, 09:12 AM   #12
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Is there a particular reason you asked, UT?
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Old 09-21-2005, 09:30 AM   #13
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She wouldn't like me telling the very innocent story, so you'll just have to imagine a sexier story I didn't tell.

I knew it would be a poll question before she even suggested it.
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Old 09-21-2005, 12:46 PM   #14
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plumberette crack

on a guy it is known as "man clevage "
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Old 09-21-2005, 01:12 PM   #15
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I did not vote, but totally gross. I have on tried on (old) pants tight enough to induce a CT and/or a severe butt munch, and immediately ripped them off and put them in the goodwill box. From the comments my husband makes when we see one on the street, only trashy/slutty women would knowingly go out in public sporting it. Dunno exactly how he feels about how it affects their attractiveness level, I'll ask since now I am curious. If any chick tries to act innocent about it, she is SO totally lying. Pants that tight are not at all comfortable to wear.
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