News From the Grave for Gravdigr
 

World's oldest marijuana stash totally busted
Two pounds of still-green weed found in a 2,700-year-old Gobi Desert grave

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28034925...otally-busted/

I bet some body Scarfs a bit to try ,

Holy headrushes, Batman!!!
 

Aw, shit, man...somebody got my stash?!

I was saving that, too. You know...for hard times.

As for no way to smoke it, I'm almost positive they have bongs in Heaven.

:blunt:

Dude, have you ever seen pictures of heaven? Clouds everywhere, that they laze around on, but it never rains. Pretty obvious. You don't need a bong, you just breathe in.

The Grave may be 2700 years old, but I'll bet the weed isn't ... imagine a couple of stoners on vacation in the Gobi Desert.

Sometime after 4:20PM, while slamming down a handful of Oreo Cookies they packed especially for this trip, our hapless tourists suddenly get all paranoid, and think that Gobi 5-0 is lurking behind the next sand dune, and the one dude says to the other, man, we gotta find someplace to stash our shit ...

...and they fell into an open dig.