News From the Grave for Gravdigr

footfootfoot · 10-25-2011, 06:58 PM

World's oldest marijuana stash totally busted
Two pounds of still-green weed found in a 2,700-year-old Gobi Desert grave

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28034925...otally-busted/

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snip... Nearly two pounds of still-green plant material found in a 2,700-year-old grave in the Gobi Desert has just been identified as the world's oldest marijuana stash, according to a paper in the latest issue of the Journal of Experimental Botany.

zippyt · 10-25-2011, 09:48 PM

I bet some body Scarfs a bit to try ,

Gravdigr · 10-25-2011, 10:20 PM

Aw, shit, man...somebody got my stash?!

I was saving that, too. You know...for hard times.

As for no way to smoke it, I'm almost positive they have bongs in Heaven.

ZenGum · 10-26-2011, 01:34 AM

Dude, have you ever seen pictures of heaven? Clouds everywhere, that they laze around on, but it never rains. Pretty obvious. You don't need a bong, you just breathe in.

wolf · 10-26-2011, 11:12 AM

The Grave may be 2700 years old, but I'll bet the weed isn't ... imagine a couple of stoners on vacation in the Gobi Desert.

Sometime after 4:20PM, while slamming down a handful of Oreo Cookies they packed especially for this trip, our hapless tourists suddenly get all paranoid, and think that Gobi 5-0 is lurking behind the next sand dune, and the one dude says to the other, man, we gotta find someplace to stash our shit ...

Gravdigr · 10-26-2011, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by wolf

The Grave may be 2700 years old, but I'll bet the weed isn't ... imagine a couple of stoners on vacation in the Gobi Desert.

Sometime after 4:20PM, while slamming down a handful of Oreo Cookies they packed especially for this trip, our hapless tourists suddenly get all paranoid, and think that Gobi 5-0 is lurking behind the next sand dune, and the one dude says to the other, man, we gotta find someplace to stash our shit ...

...and they fell into an open dig.

Gravdigr · 10-26-2011, 03:13 PM

Gobi 5-0, hee.

10-25-2011, 09:48 PM	#2
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	I bet some body Scarfs a bit to try , __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-25-2011, 10:20 PM	#3
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Holy headrushes, Batman!!! Aw, shit, man...somebody got my stash?! I was saving that, too. You know...for hard times. As for no way to smoke it, I'm almost positive they have bongs in Heaven. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

10-26-2011, 01:34 AM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Dude, have you ever seen pictures of heaven? Clouds everywhere, that they laze around on, but it never rains. Pretty obvious. You don't need a bong, you just breathe in. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

10-26-2011, 11:12 AM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	The Grave may be 2700 years old, but I'll bet the weed isn't ... imagine a couple of stoners on vacation in the Gobi Desert. Sometime after 4:20PM, while slamming down a handful of Oreo Cookies they packed especially for this trip, our hapless tourists suddenly get all paranoid, and think that Gobi 5-0 is lurking behind the next sand dune, and the one dude says to the other, man, we gotta find someplace to stash our shit ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-26-2011, 03:13 PM	#7
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Gobi 5-0, hee. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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