I believe you <b>are</b> the refuse of the British.

'zactly, but they didn't take trash here, too expensive. Just people. Don't have any aussie blood in me anyway. Though ill hold dual citizen soon so you can use British *and* Australian jokes on me.

Are you going to stop brushing your teeth as well?

Well chewing is overrated anyway...

Let's hope the UN weapons inspectors have more on the ball than this crowd, or they'll spend the first month debating whether they're looking for aluminum tubes or aluminium tubes.

First, preheat the oven to 4 million degrees...

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire?

<b>How can you tell when an Italian car has a flat tire?</b>

It goes "wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop wop"

Nun jokes rule!
 

How many nuns does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know, I never asked. I just fuck 'em.

(another original)

Drowns.

What's the best part about being a pedophile?

Finding old pics that are stll ledgible, stimulating, and aren't stuck together?

My most self-educated guess.

Re: What's this?
 

Reminds me of when Vonnegut drew an asshole and had it published in "Breakfast of Champions".

Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a 9-year-old?

A: Cleaning the blood off your clown suit.

Alright-
 

So this isn't exactly an original- I always got a really big laugh watching Wierd Al's "UHF", the part where the dude is teaching poodles how to fly. Even though I would swear in a court of law that I thought I wrote that one too.

"Badgers?!"

"Badgers?!"

"We don't need no stinking badgers!"

And remember folks, the turtle is nature's suction cup.

blowmeetheclown hearing the pelvis crack.