A hypothetical situation
 

(Don't you love hypothetical situations?)

Let's say you're sitting at an orchestra rehearsal. Your stand partner is a woman you've known for a number of years, but are not good friends with. Since this is a pickup group, there are lots of people that neither of you have met before. One of the players in another section is a young lady wearing a pair of jeans. The disposition of her jeans is such that you can tell she's wearing a purple thong underneath.

Your stand partner asks you, "Could she wear those jeans any lower???"

What's your best answer?

Hypothetically, "hell, yes"

Answer: She could, but she'd risk misplacing her flute.

Me: "Maybe, lemme ask-Hey Patty, you think you could lend me your valve oil and slide grease? Oh, and can you show s'more crack?"

Partner: "..."

Me: "What it wasn't funny?"

Of course she could, but you know "crack kills";)

This is serious, jester, quit cracking jokes, will ya? :lol:

Don't be an ass;)

I wouldn't be if you would quit butting in. And don't give me all that crap about how you're keeping the thread alive for posterity.

:)

Say you are color-blind and tell her you need a better description.

Would around her ankles be lower?

Would wrapped around Spexxvet's head be lower? :lol:

...or Excuse me while I adjust the G-string on my bass.

Pants, or ankles?

Pants. But ankles would work too, I suppose.