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11-13-2007, 10:40 AM
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just open the dictionary to a random page, and pick a word.
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A hypothetical situation
(Don't you love hypothetical situations?)
Let's say you're sitting at an orchestra rehearsal. Your stand partner is a woman you've known for a number of years, but are not good friends with. Since this is a pickup group, there are lots of people that neither of you have met before. One of the players in another section is a young lady wearing a pair of jeans. The disposition of her jeans is such that you can tell she's wearing a purple thong underneath. Your stand partner asks you, "Could she wear those jeans any lower???" What's your best answer? |
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11-13-2007, 10:42 AM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Hypothetically, "hell, yes"
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11-13-2007, 10:43 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Answer: She could, but she'd risk misplacing her flute.
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11-13-2007, 10:47 AM
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Me: "Maybe, lemme ask-Hey Patty, you think you could lend me your valve oil and slide grease? Oh, and can you show s'more crack?"
Partner: "..." Me: "What it wasn't funny?"
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11-13-2007, 10:55 AM
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why so serious
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Of course she could, but you know "crack kills"
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11-13-2007, 10:57 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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This is serious, jester, quit cracking jokes, will ya?
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11-13-2007, 11:44 AM
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why so serious
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Don't be an ass
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11-13-2007, 11:47 AM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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I wouldn't be if you would quit butting in. And don't give me all that crap about how you're keeping the thread alive for posterity.
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11-13-2007, 11:48 AM
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Looking forward to open mic night.
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Say you are color-blind and tell her you need a better description.
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11-13-2007, 12:12 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Would around her ankles be lower?
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11-13-2007, 12:27 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Would wrapped around Spexxvet's head be lower?
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11-13-2007, 12:33 PM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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Would you describe that as violet or puce?
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11-13-2007, 12:39 PM
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go ahead, abbrev. it
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...or Excuse me while I adjust the G-string on my bass.
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11-13-2007, 12:42 PM
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Makes some feel uncomfortable
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Quote:
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11-13-2007, 12:57 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Pants. But ankles would work too, I suppose.
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