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HungLikeJesus 03-05-2012 02:51 PM

Remember when Johnny Carson caused a month-long toiler paper shortage?

It would be just like that if Santorum got elected.

richlevy 03-11-2012 12:56 PM

Rick hasn't seriously put his foot in his mouth for about a week. Do you think his advisers finally told him 'Just shut the fuck up, we might actually win this thing'?

Still, it's going to be hard to put the crazy back in the bottle for the general election if he's nominated.

Blueflare 03-11-2012 01:18 PM

I have faith (I just hope it's not misplaced! lol) in the American people that they wouldn't actually vote for this maniac as the Republican candidate, nevermind the President. If he actually gets elected, maybe the world really will end in 2012.

infinite monkey 03-11-2012 03:23 PM

Hmmmm. Now that's the most compelling comment I've heard about the 2012 thing.

tw 03-11-2012 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blueflare (Post 800976)
I have faith in the American people that they wouldn't actually vote for this maniac

Faith is what inspires the most religious to believe only what they are told to believe. Faith is what inspired Santorum to intercede in a private family matter to save a dead woman in FL. Consider another (better) word.

The Westboro Baptist Church is a Santorum supporter. Another example of the faithful.

ZenGum 03-11-2012 06:40 PM

Ok, screw it ...

Gingrich/Santorum 2012!

If you're going to crash the train, crash it hard.

Ibby 03-12-2012 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 801025)
Ok, screw it ...

Gingrich/Santorum 2012!

If you're going to crash the train, crash it hard.

sigged

maineiac04631 03-15-2012 09:32 PM

Santorum Wants To Ban Porn

Let's ban religious cults that molest little boys while we are at it.

infinite monkey 03-16-2012 07:44 AM

Oh GAWD, there was a truck at a neighbors, think it might be one of the toothless neighbors: one of those beat up little tiny trucks, rusty pieces falling off, no head rest so in an accident their head can go through the back window. Big old window sticker "SANTORUM."

I wanted to ram into them but I had the rental car. SERIOUSLY? This guy is WINNING?

*calls Canada*

Or, hey aussies, got room for a disgusted 'merkin over there?

maineiac04631 03-16-2012 09:37 PM


infinite monkey 03-16-2012 09:53 PM

I'm sorry I can't find it on youtube, and if you don't want to watch the commercial I'm also sorry.

But this woman is finally saying something that needed to be said. The irony is noted.

http://video.msnbc.msn.com/jansing-a...6450/#46706450

HungLikeJesus 03-17-2012 08:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 801977)
I'm sorry I can't find it on youtube, and if you don't want to watch the commercial I'm also sorry.

But this woman is finally saying something that needed to be said. The irony is noted.

http://video.msnbc.msn.com/jansing-a...6450/#46706450

That was a good commercial!

And I completely agree with what the woman is trying to do.

Sundae 03-18-2012 04:06 PM

Faith.
America.
Restored.

infinite monkey 03-18-2012 04:18 PM

I've watched that video five times now.

Senator Turner is great.

glatt 03-19-2012 07:33 AM

I didn't hear the comment, but on NPR this morning, they were reporting that Santorum lost Puerto Rico because on a recent campaign stop there, he said that Puerto Ricans need to learn to speak English if they want to join the US.

That may play well with his base in the conservative South, but you don't go to Puerto Rico and say that. Dummy.


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