Conversation with a cookie......
 

Hyoi: Well now, just who are you, little fella. Hanging out in the Temporary Internet folder, are you?

Cookie: I am a cookie. I am a benign text file placed on your hard drive to make your internet browsing experience more convenient.

Hyoi: Uh, now that I’m over the shock that you answered at all, I’m wondering what you’re doing here?

Cookie: I am a benign…..

Hyoi: Knock it off, will you? You have 2o7 in your file name.

Cookie: 2o7? Oh yes, they programmed me.

Hyoi: To do what?

Cookie: To get you to send them all your money.

Hyoi: Not gonna happen. Sorry. Anything else?

Cookie: As a matter of fact, yes. My programmers want to know the name and address of your first born.

Hyoi: My first born? Why do they want to know about her?

Cookie: My programmers would like to assess her value on the Asian sex slave market.

Hyoi: O.K., buster, that did it. You’re history.

Cookie: I’ll be back.

Hyoi: No way. After deleting your piddly little self, I’ll record you on the permanently blocked list of my anti-spyware program.

Cookie: Hah! You fool. My programmers wrote that code.

Hyoi: Then I’ll unplug this effing machine and toss it out the window. How about that, smartass ?

Cookie: Won’t matter. I have a life of my own. I am pervasive and intrusive and relentless. I’ve been transported from the future to kidnap your first born, sell her on the Asian sex slave market, and take all your money. I have on cool shades. I’ll be back.

Hyoi: You already said that.

Cookie: I will. I’ll be back. I……squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Hyoi: Well now, just who are YOU, little fella. Hanging out in the Temporary Internet folder, are you ?

Cookie: I am a cookie. I am a benign……………….

*hates the cookie*

wanted chocolate cookies

:(

"C" is for cookie. That's good enough for me.

UT: Hey cookie, do you remember what time I was on the Cellar last?

Cookie: 03/27/2007 16:45:07

UT: Thanks! Now I won't have to look at old threads.

Cookie: Malformed header.

UT: What? Fuck you and your sister! What time was I on the Cellar last?

Cookie: 03/27/2007 16:45:41



. fin .

CF: Hey cookie, howya doing today?

Cookie: Hey Clod, good to see you! I'm doing just dandy, how's the family?

CF: Good, good. Hey, listen, I'd like to check the archives for something--

Cookie: Hey, who the hell are you? Look buddy, you can't just wander around in here, you're gonna have to show some ID or I'm gonna call the cops.

SS: Who the feck are you?

Cookie: I am a cookie.

SS: What kind of cookie?

Cookie: *looks around nervously* Oatmeal?

SS: DIE BASTARD DIE! *Deletes*