Conversation with a cookie......

Hyoi · 03-27-2007, 05:26 PM

Hyoi: Well now, just who are you, little fella. Hanging out in the Temporary Internet folder, are you?

Cookie: I am a cookie. I am a benign text file placed on your hard drive to make your internet browsing experience more convenient.

Hyoi: Uh, now that I’m over the shock that you answered at all, I’m wondering what you’re doing here?

Cookie: I am a benign…..

Hyoi: Knock it off, will you? You have 2o7 in your file name.

Cookie: 2o7? Oh yes, they programmed me.

Hyoi: To do what?

Cookie: To get you to send them all your money.

Hyoi: Not gonna happen. Sorry. Anything else?

Cookie: As a matter of fact, yes. My programmers want to know the name and address of your first born.

Hyoi: My first born? Why do they want to know about her?

Cookie: My programmers would like to assess her value on the Asian sex slave market.

Hyoi: O.K., buster, that did it. You’re history.

Cookie: I’ll be back.

Hyoi: No way. After deleting your piddly little self, I’ll record you on the permanently blocked list of my anti-spyware program.

Cookie: Hah! You fool. My programmers wrote that code.

Hyoi: Then I’ll unplug this effing machine and toss it out the window. How about that, smartass ?

Cookie: Won’t matter. I have a life of my own. I am pervasive and intrusive and relentless. I’ve been transported from the future to kidnap your first born, sell her on the Asian sex slave market, and take all your money. I have on cool shades. I’ll be back.

Hyoi: You already said that.

Cookie: I will. I’ll be back. I……squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Hyoi: Well now, just who are YOU, little fella. Hanging out in the Temporary Internet folder, are you ?

Cookie: I am a cookie. I am a benign……………….

03-27-2007, 05:28 PM

*hates the cookie*

Cloud · 03-27-2007, 05:31 PM

wanted chocolate cookies

Sheldonrs · 03-27-2007, 05:53 PM

"C" is for cookie. That's good enough for me.

Undertoad · 03-27-2007, 06:08 PM

UT: Hey cookie, do you remember what time I was on the Cellar last?

Cookie: 03/27/2007 16:45:07

UT: Thanks! Now I won't have to look at old threads.

Cookie: Malformed header.

UT: What? Fuck you and your sister! What time was I on the Cellar last?

Cookie: 03/27/2007 16:45:41

. fin .

Clodfobble · 03-27-2007, 09:32 PM

CF: Hey cookie, howya doing today?

Cookie: Hey Clod, good to see you! I'm doing just dandy, how's the family?

CF: Good, good. Hey, listen, I'd like to check the archives for something--

Cookie: Hey, who the hell are you? Look buddy, you can't just wander around in here, you're gonna have to show some ID or I'm gonna call the cops.

SadistSecret · 04-18-2007, 06:57 AM

SS: Who the feck are you?

Cookie: I am a cookie.

SS: What kind of cookie?

Cookie: *looks around nervously* Oatmeal?

SS: DIE BASTARD DIE! *Deletes*

03-27-2007, 05:26 PM	#1
Hyoi Faithful Companion Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 188	Conversation with a cookie...... Hyoi: Well now, just who are you, little fella. Hanging out in the Temporary Internet folder, are you? Cookie: I am a cookie. I am a benign text file placed on your hard drive to make your internet browsing experience more convenient. Hyoi: Uh, now that I’m over the shock that you answered at all, I’m wondering what you’re doing here? Cookie: I am a benign….. Hyoi: Knock it off, will you? You have 2o7 in your file name. Cookie: 2o7? Oh yes, they programmed me. Hyoi: To do what? Cookie: To get you to send them all your money. Hyoi: Not gonna happen. Sorry. Anything else? Cookie: As a matter of fact, yes. My programmers want to know the name and address of your first born. Hyoi: My first born? Why do they want to know about her? Cookie: My programmers would like to assess her value on the Asian sex slave market. Hyoi: O.K., buster, that did it. You’re history. Cookie: I’ll be back. Hyoi: No way. After deleting your piddly little self, I’ll record you on the permanently blocked list of my anti-spyware program. Cookie: Hah! You fool. My programmers wrote that code. Hyoi: Then I’ll unplug this effing machine and toss it out the window. How about that, smartass ? Cookie: Won’t matter. I have a life of my own. I am pervasive and intrusive and relentless. I’ve been transported from the future to kidnap your first born, sell her on the Asian sex slave market, and take all your money. I have on cool shades. I’ll be back. Hyoi: You already said that. Cookie: I will. I’ll be back. I……squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Hyoi: Well now, just who are YOU, little fella. Hanging out in the Temporary Internet folder, are you ? Cookie: I am a cookie. I am a benign………………. __________________ When you stop trying to make sense of it all, it all begins to make sense.

03-27-2007, 05:31 PM	#3
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	wanted chocolate cookies __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

03-27-2007, 05:53 PM	#4
Sheldonrs Master Dwellar Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Los Angeles, CA Posts: 4,412	"C" is for cookie. That's good enough for me. __________________ Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you.

03-27-2007, 09:32 PM	#6
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	CF: Hey cookie, howya doing today? Cookie: Hey Clod, good to see you! I'm doing just dandy, how's the family? CF: Good, good. Hey, listen, I'd like to check the archives for something-- Cookie: Hey, who the hell are you? Look buddy, you can't just wander around in here, you're gonna have to show some ID or I'm gonna call the cops. __________________ My book My other book My spirit animal

04-18-2007, 06:57 AM	#7
SadistSecret Even If you choose to love me, I will always choose to fall. Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Des Moines. Posts: 139	SS: Who the feck are you? Cookie: I am a cookie. SS: What kind of cookie? Cookie: looks around nervously Oatmeal? SS: DIE BASTARD DIE! Deletes __________________ "Seven Deadly Sins? I thought it was a to-do list!!

03-27-2007, 05:28 PM	#2
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	hates the cookie

03-27-2007, 06:08 PM	#5
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	UT: Hey cookie, do you remember what time I was on the Cellar last? Cookie: 03/27/2007 16:45:07 UT: Thanks! Now I won't have to look at old threads. Cookie: Malformed header. UT: What? Fuck you and your sister! What time was I on the Cellar last? Cookie: 03/27/2007 16:45:41 . fin .

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