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rkzenrage 05-24-2007 04:52 PM

Scientists report virgin shark birth
 
http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science....ap/index.html

Scientists report virgin shark birth

Story Highlights
• Shark born in 2001 in a tank had three potential mothers
• None had contact with a male hammerhead for at least three years
• Scientists say female sharks can fertilize own eggs without sperm from males

Shawnee123 05-24-2007 05:18 PM

Damn, there are no good shark names. Now, if it had been a whale I was going to make a crack about the offspring being called Moby Christ. :biggrindu

Ibby 05-24-2007 05:41 PM

Jawsus!

Cloud 05-24-2007 07:11 PM

how can you have a virgin fish? they don't even screw.

Happy Monkey 05-24-2007 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 346536)
Jawsus!

:thumbsup:

Crimson Ghost 05-24-2007 07:46 PM

Well, Jesus was a fisherman, as well as a carpenter.
This is just a natural progression.
Now, when we see Joey Rats coming to the podium, we'll hear the theme from "Jaws".

wolf 05-24-2007 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 346563)
how can you have a virgin fish? they don't even screw.


Sharks do.

skysidhe 05-24-2007 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost (Post 346574)
Well, Jesus was a fisherman, as well as a carpenter.
This is just a natural progression.
Now, when we see Joey Rats coming to the podium, we'll hear the theme from "Jaws".

lol

Shawnee123 05-25-2007 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram (Post 346536)
Jawsus!

:lol2:

rkzenrage 05-25-2007 09:33 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...kjesusfish.gif

Shawnee123 05-25-2007 09:41 AM

omg, you all are cracking me up! :)


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