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Old 05-24-2007, 04:52 PM   #1
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Scientists report virgin shark birth

http://www.cnn.com/2007/TECH/science....ap/index.html

Scientists report virgin shark birth

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• Shark born in 2001 in a tank had three potential mothers
• None had contact with a male hammerhead for at least three years
• Scientists say female sharks can fertilize own eggs without sperm from males
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Old 05-24-2007, 05:18 PM   #2
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Damn, there are no good shark names. Now, if it had been a whale I was going to make a crack about the offspring being called Moby Christ.
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Old 05-24-2007, 05:41 PM   #3
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Old 05-24-2007, 07:11 PM   #4
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how can you have a virgin fish? they don't even screw.
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Old 05-24-2007, 07:20 PM   #5
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Old 05-24-2007, 07:46 PM   #6
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Well, Jesus was a fisherman, as well as a carpenter.
This is just a natural progression.
Now, when we see Joey Rats coming to the podium, we'll hear the theme from "Jaws".
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Old 05-24-2007, 08:54 PM   #7
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how can you have a virgin fish? they don't even screw.

Sharks do.
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Old 05-24-2007, 09:05 PM   #8
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Well, Jesus was a fisherman, as well as a carpenter.
This is just a natural progression.
Now, when we see Joey Rats coming to the podium, we'll hear the theme from "Jaws".
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Old 05-25-2007, 09:32 AM   #9
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Old 05-25-2007, 09:41 AM   #11
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omg, you all are cracking me up!
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