Batman -vs- Superman
 

I say Batman would wipe the floor with Superman, who's with me?
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Batman is cooler, but sorry, no match for The Man of Steel.

Batman. But I want him to wipe the floor with me, not superman :D

Batman could only win if he had Kryptonite. Does he have any?

You're completely underestimating the power of batshit.

Batman is the only superhero without any real "super" powers, yet he manages to hang with all the other superheros. Pick up any random Superman comic or watch any Superman cartoon and he manages to get his ass whooped in almost every single one. Batman on the other hand you rarely see take a beating. Batman could trick Superman into smoking a kryptonite cigarette if he really wanted to.

That's crazy.

Batman has legion female (and male?) fans who would happly hurl a little Kryptonite Clark's way if it won them a moment or two in the batcave....

Earth to Rex - In comic boks, etc., Superman only takes a beating for dramatic effect. IRL, he would crush batman as though he was a ... a... a... BAT!

Batman has a cuter outfit.

I'm a bit scared of the nipples, though....

Absolutely. But he has to have the kryptonite.

Superman is a dweeb, but kryptonite is the only thing that will take him down. Batman will win if he has some but will probably lose if he doesn't.

Yeah, but those ears! Can you imagine...never mind.:redface:

is everyone in here female, or just gay for the dark knight?

I'm female, and also ghey for the Dark Knight. ;)