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Old 05-31-2007, 11:26 AM   #1
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Batman -vs- Superman

I say Batman would wipe the floor with Superman, who's with me?
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:29 AM   #2
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Batman is cooler, but sorry, no match for The Man of Steel.
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:41 AM   #3
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Batman. But I want him to wipe the floor with me, not superman
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:46 AM   #4
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Batman could only win if he had Kryptonite. Does he have any?
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:49 AM   #5
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You're completely underestimating the power of batshit.
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Old 05-31-2007, 11:56 AM   #6
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Batman is the only superhero without any real "super" powers, yet he manages to hang with all the other superheros. Pick up any random Superman comic or watch any Superman cartoon and he manages to get his ass whooped in almost every single one. Batman on the other hand you rarely see take a beating. Batman could trick Superman into smoking a kryptonite cigarette if he really wanted to.
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:02 PM   #7
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You're completely underestimating the power of batshit.
That's crazy.
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:03 PM   #8
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Batman has legion female (and male?) fans who would happly hurl a little Kryptonite Clark's way if it won them a moment or two in the batcave....
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:04 PM   #9
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Batman is the only superhero without any real "super" powers, yet he manages to hang with all the other superheros. Pick up any random Superman comic or watch any Superman cartoon and he manages to get his ass whooped in almost every single one. Batman on the other hand you rarely see take a beating. Batman could trick Superman into smoking a kryptonite cigarette if he really wanted to.
Earth to Rex - In comic boks, etc., Superman only takes a beating for dramatic effect. IRL, he would crush batman as though he was a ... a... a... BAT!
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:05 PM   #10
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Batman has a cuter outfit.
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:09 PM   #11
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Batman has a cuter outfit.
I'm a bit scared of the nipples, though....
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:13 PM   #12
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Batman is the only superhero without any real "super" powers, yet he manages to hang with all the other superheros. Pick up any random Superman comic or watch any Superman cartoon and he manages to get his ass whooped in almost every single one. Batman on the other hand you rarely see take a beating. Batman could trick Superman into smoking a kryptonite cigarette if he really wanted to.
Absolutely. But he has to have the kryptonite.

Superman is a dweeb, but kryptonite is the only thing that will take him down. Batman will win if he has some but will probably lose if he doesn't.
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:14 PM   #13
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Yeah, but those ears! Can you imagine...never mind.
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:15 PM   #14
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is everyone in here female, or just gay for the dark knight?
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Old 05-31-2007, 12:16 PM   #15
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I'm female, and also ghey for the Dark Knight.
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