You've got 1 thing...
 

to change about you're partner. What would it be?

I would only increase the amount of time I get to spend with him.

Decrease her hearing - that way hopefully she won't hear 1/2 the stupid shit that comes outta my mouth :D.

Or maybe increase her patience to deal with the dumb shit I do.

Tough question. All changes would bring on unintended consequences.

Come on Merc, I can think of at least two changes you've made already. How did that work out?

I'd change how often she actually keeps her promises, i suppose.

What would those be?

I wish he was better at balancing the check book. His #s and the banks #s never match.

I would like to spend more time with him, but that's not about changing him. That's wishing we didn't have to work.

I would change the fact that i don't HAVE a partner anymore.

I believe he is referring to her boobies. ;)

we both would be better off without her arthritis.

no biting!

uh . . . did I mention my only "partner" is of the feline variety?

Well if that is the case I didn't do that for me, I did that for her, and that would be a single event. Those are hers not mine.

I've been hard at work making changes for a few years now. I still have a long way to go before he's perfect though. :D

I'd change the fact that he needed to have a partial thyroidectomy a couple of years ago. That was scary shit.