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Old 02-12-2008, 11:51 AM   #1
barefoot serpent
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You've got 1 thing...

to change about you're partner. What would it be?
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Old 02-12-2008, 12:20 PM   #2
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I would only increase the amount of time I get to spend with him.
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Old 02-12-2008, 12:58 PM   #3
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Decrease her hearing - that way hopefully she won't hear 1/2 the stupid shit that comes outta my mouth .

Or maybe increase her patience to deal with the dumb shit I do.
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:13 PM   #4
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Tough question. All changes would bring on unintended consequences.
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Old 02-12-2008, 01:20 PM   #5
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Come on Merc, I can think of at least two changes you've made already. How did that work out?
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Old 02-13-2008, 06:49 AM   #6
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I'd change how often she actually keeps her promises, i suppose.
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Old 02-13-2008, 11:06 AM   #7
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Come on Merc, I can think of at least two changes you've made already. How did that work out?
What would those be?
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Old 02-13-2008, 11:33 AM   #8
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I wish he was better at balancing the check book. His #s and the banks #s never match.

I would like to spend more time with him, but that's not about changing him. That's wishing we didn't have to work.
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Old 02-13-2008, 04:46 PM   #9
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I would change the fact that i don't HAVE a partner anymore.
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Old 02-13-2008, 04:47 PM   #10
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What would those be?
I believe he is referring to her boobies.
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Old 02-13-2008, 06:05 PM   #11
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we both would be better off without her arthritis.
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Old 02-13-2008, 06:09 PM   #12
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no biting!

uh . . . did I mention my only "partner" is of the feline variety?
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Old 02-13-2008, 06:45 PM   #13
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I believe he is referring to her boobies.
Well if that is the case I didn't do that for me, I did that for her, and that would be a single event. Those are hers not mine.
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Old 02-13-2008, 06:49 PM   #14
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I've been hard at work making changes for a few years now. I still have a long way to go before he's perfect though.
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Old 02-13-2008, 09:40 PM   #15
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I'd change the fact that he needed to have a partial thyroidectomy a couple of years ago. That was scary shit.
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