Your Perfect MATE -lj EXCLUDED!!
 

K. Really. No bullshit about your fooking sainted hubby or wife. We allready KNOW about them. Not a sex thing - hey, you could have sex with virtually anyone! - it's a perfect mate thing.

honest.

mine is the Big Lebowski. With a dash of Colbert.

Yours?

Oh, the reason Lj is excluded is due to the fact of jinx in his life - a thing that remains, largely, unexplained. We wish him only the best. Naturally.

absolutely no one. which is what I have, so yay me!

This guy? Or did you mean the Dude?

I killed a hobo

Romo's Homo Hobo? Oh no!

Redundant much? </snark>

cheese would be a choice of mate if you whine a lot?

I don't like my choices.

I would like a Neil Young option.

Not enough cheese to go around, my friend. :cheese:

I'll take this one.

[UT note: hotlinked image from malware site deleted, bad Merc]

Sorry, but I cannot share even a dash with you. 100% Colbert for me (the comedian himself, not the character.)

Something with batteries.

There isn't one. I have resigned. :)

I'll have a straight John Barrowman for a night.
Well, fictional characters are okay, right?

Other than that you took my top option (LJ)
Bruce is out of my league.
Erm.......... I'll clain Mick Garvey, as no-one else is likely to here, so I gets him all to myself.

Uhmmm... Does species matter?