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View Poll Results: Ur Perfect Mate (sans sex)
The Big Lebowski (female version available) 2 13.33%
007 (female available) 3 20.00%
Eleanor Roosevelt (male available) 3 20.00%
Cheese 7 46.67%
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Old 11-12-2009, 11:49 AM   #1
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Your Perfect MATE -lj EXCLUDED!!

K. Really. No bullshit about your fooking sainted hubby or wife. We allready KNOW about them. Not a sex thing - hey, you could have sex with virtually anyone! - it's a perfect mate thing.

honest.

mine is the Big Lebowski. With a dash of Colbert.

Yours?

Oh, the reason Lj is excluded is due to the fact of jinx in his life - a thing that remains, largely, unexplained. We wish him only the best. Naturally.
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Old 11-12-2009, 12:08 PM   #2
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absolutely no one. which is what I have, so yay me!
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Old 11-12-2009, 12:19 PM   #3
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mine is the Big Lebowski. With a dash of Colbert.
This guy? Or did you mean the Dude?
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Old 11-13-2009, 01:41 PM   #4
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This guy? Or did you mean the Dude?
Comedy Genius.
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Old 11-12-2009, 12:21 PM   #5
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Old 11-12-2009, 12:25 PM   #6
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Romo's Homo Hobo? Oh no!
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Old 11-12-2009, 12:59 PM   #7
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Eleanor Roosevelt (male available)
Redundant much? </snark>
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Old 11-12-2009, 01:13 PM   #8
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cheese would be a choice of mate if you whine a lot?
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Old 11-12-2009, 01:37 PM   #9
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cheese would be a choice of mate if you whine a lot?
Not enough cheese to go around, my friend.
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Old 11-12-2009, 01:35 PM   #10
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I don't like my choices.

I would like a Neil Young option.
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Old 11-12-2009, 02:06 PM   #11
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I'll take this one.

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Old 11-12-2009, 02:51 PM   #12
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With a dash of Colbert.
Sorry, but I cannot share even a dash with you. 100% Colbert for me (the comedian himself, not the character.)
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Old 11-12-2009, 03:46 PM   #13
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Something with batteries.
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Old 11-12-2009, 03:58 PM   #14
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There isn't one. I have resigned.
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Old 11-14-2009, 04:51 PM   #15
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There isn't one. I have resigned.
Oh, and I have also resigned from even thinking about this question. I quit!!!!
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