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JBKlyde 01-05-2012 02:20 PM

Shit Slinger
 
It was high noon and on the streets of Tampa Bay the dust was settling and there was a fight brewing. It was a long time coming and now the celestial tribe of followers of the kings of the universe and the vampire cowboy cult were to meet in a show down that would determine who ruled the airwaves. Knowing this would be a fight to the death each side chose one member from each side to fight the fight and this fight would end all fights between the clans. On the side of the Vampire Cowboy cult they chose the notorious NeXile, and on the side of the followers of the Kings of the Universe they chose FokU. NeXile was a cocky little fellow and he was sure he'd win. FokU was a meek humble man an he was scared he'd loose. As they squared off on the street NeXile mocked FokU saying you uncool little geek you are going to die today. AS NeXile Drew His Gun and shot it, FokU pointed his index finger to the sky, and jumped out of the way of the speeding bullet, then rolling on the the ground he stood up an flicked his pointer finger, a dark mass of brown chocolate substance flew through the air and hit NeXile right in the eye, then FokU flicked it again and again and again, until NeXile entire face was covered with it. NeXile lay sitting in despair and as he sat covered in the substance. IT's Shit, It's Shit he screamed and ran off humiliated.

BigV 01-05-2012 02:22 PM

Here's mud in yer eye!

What an image. eeewwwww

HungLikeJesus 01-05-2012 04:13 PM

Amusing! and rather comprehensible.

Gravdigr 01-07-2012 02:49 AM

What. In. The. Mother-loving. Fuck?

:lol2:

JBKlyde 01-07-2012 05:28 PM

you found that funny did you??

monster 01-08-2012 09:55 PM

What reaction would you have liked?

JBKlyde 01-09-2012 02:33 PM

Most of the time when I tell jokes no one laughs. It's a joke so I guess I was expecting a laugh.

HungLikeJesus 01-09-2012 02:48 PM

Don't feel bad. I laughed.

sexobon 01-09-2012 03:02 PM

Was it side splitting?

DanaC 01-09-2012 03:27 PM

Well, it made me smile.

Gravdigr 01-14-2012 10:36 AM

I found it, what's the word I'm looking for?

I wondered what I was reading, and why I continued to read it. It was like morbid curiosity at a scene of death and carnage.

I think I may have been entertained.


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