Shit Slinger

JBKlyde · 01-05-2012, 02:20 PM

It was high noon and on the streets of Tampa Bay the dust was settling and there was a fight brewing. It was a long time coming and now the celestial tribe of followers of the kings of the universe and the vampire cowboy cult were to meet in a show down that would determine who ruled the airwaves. Knowing this would be a fight to the death each side chose one member from each side to fight the fight and this fight would end all fights between the clans. On the side of the Vampire Cowboy cult they chose the notorious NeXile, and on the side of the followers of the Kings of the Universe they chose FokU. NeXile was a cocky little fellow and he was sure he'd win. FokU was a meek humble man an he was scared he'd loose. As they squared off on the street NeXile mocked FokU saying you uncool little geek you are going to die today. AS NeXile Drew His Gun and shot it, FokU pointed his index finger to the sky, and jumped out of the way of the speeding bullet, then rolling on the the ground he stood up an flicked his pointer finger, a dark mass of brown chocolate substance flew through the air and hit NeXile right in the eye, then FokU flicked it again and again and again, until NeXile entire face was covered with it. NeXile lay sitting in despair and as he sat covered in the substance. IT's Shit, It's Shit he screamed and ran off humiliated.

BigV · 01-05-2012, 02:22 PM

Here's mud in yer eye!

What an image. eeewwwww

HungLikeJesus · 01-05-2012, 04:13 PM

Amusing! and rather comprehensible.

Gravdigr · 01-07-2012, 02:49 AM

What. In. The. Mother-loving. Fuck?

JBKlyde · 01-07-2012, 05:28 PM

you found that funny did you??

monster · 01-08-2012, 09:55 PM

What reaction would you have liked?

JBKlyde · 01-09-2012, 02:33 PM

Most of the time when I tell jokes no one laughs. It's a joke so I guess I was expecting a laugh.

HungLikeJesus · 01-09-2012, 02:48 PM

Don't feel bad. I laughed.

sexobon · 01-09-2012, 03:02 PM

Was it side splitting?

DanaC · 01-09-2012, 03:27 PM

Well, it made me smile.

Gravdigr · 01-14-2012, 10:36 AM

I found it, what's the word I'm looking for?

I wondered what I was reading, and why I continued to read it. It was like morbid curiosity at a scene of death and carnage.

I think I may have been entertained.

01-05-2012, 02:20 PM	#1
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	Shit Slinger It was high noon and on the streets of Tampa Bay the dust was settling and there was a fight brewing. It was a long time coming and now the celestial tribe of followers of the kings of the universe and the vampire cowboy cult were to meet in a show down that would determine who ruled the airwaves. Knowing this would be a fight to the death each side chose one member from each side to fight the fight and this fight would end all fights between the clans. On the side of the Vampire Cowboy cult they chose the notorious NeXile, and on the side of the followers of the Kings of the Universe they chose FokU. NeXile was a cocky little fellow and he was sure he'd win. FokU was a meek humble man an he was scared he'd loose. As they squared off on the street NeXile mocked FokU saying you uncool little geek you are going to die today. AS NeXile Drew His Gun and shot it, FokU pointed his index finger to the sky, and jumped out of the way of the speeding bullet, then rolling on the the ground he stood up an flicked his pointer finger, a dark mass of brown chocolate substance flew through the air and hit NeXile right in the eye, then FokU flicked it again and again and again, until NeXile entire face was covered with it. NeXile lay sitting in despair and as he sat covered in the substance. IT's Shit, It's Shit he screamed and ran off humiliated. Last edited by JBKlyde; 01-05-2012 at 03:52 PM.

01-05-2012, 02:22 PM	#2
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Here's mud in yer eye! What an image. eeewwwww __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

01-05-2012, 04:13 PM	#3
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Amusing! and rather comprehensible. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-07-2012, 02:49 AM	#4
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	What. In. The. Mother-loving. Fuck? __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

01-08-2012, 09:55 PM	#6
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	What reaction would you have liked? __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-07-2012, 05:28 PM	#5
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	you found that funny did you??

01-09-2012, 02:33 PM	#7
JBKlyde Banned Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Encrypted Into an AmpitheaterWall Posts: 1,722	Most of the time when I tell jokes no one laughs. It's a joke so I guess I was expecting a laugh.

01-09-2012, 02:48 PM	#8
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	Don't feel bad. I laughed. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

01-09-2012, 03:02 PM	#9
sexobon I love it when a plan comes together. Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 9,793	Was it side splitting?

01-14-2012, 10:36 AM	#11
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	I found it, what's the word I'm looking for? I wondered what I was reading, and why I continued to read it. It was like morbid curiosity at a scene of death and carnage. I think I may have been entertained. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

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