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monster 05-16-2012 07:36 PM

Rabid Skunk
 
Under my next-door-neighbor's deck. Obviously we hope it isn't rabid, but all signs say yes.....

Who cares? no-one. She can't even get a paid service like Orkin to come and deal with it. The city/county/state is all "ooh ooh report any supected rabies incidents, we need to deal with it... but when you call animal control, they refer you to the humane society, who refer you to animal control....... yeah, you got it.

My cat wants to deal with it. My neighbor scared her off.

The stink has pervaded both of our houses.

Grr. Not the first time either. My friend had one that died on her doorstep. Every single agency was agreed that it would be dealt with and equally convinced that would be done by another agency.

:rolleyes:

plthijinx 05-16-2012 08:15 PM

gun + bullet = problem solved. that's the southern way anyway.

aside from that you can get a live animal trap. na, bullet is easier. if it's rabid, then it's dealt with and put out of it's misery. live in an area of town where guns are frowned upon? use a 22 long rifle rifle. they're quiet enough. rubber sink gloves and a trash bag then dumpster or burn pile.

zippyt 05-16-2012 09:49 PM

rat poison

monster 05-16-2012 09:52 PM

Will cats eat rat poison?

monster 05-16-2012 09:54 PM

but, you know, mostly I'm pissed that there's this huge hullabaloo about reporting rabies.. and yet you can't -it's always someone elses's problem....

Flint 05-16-2012 09:56 PM

Best thing to do is drill a hole in the deck and then get somebody to stick their weenie in there.

monster 05-16-2012 10:05 PM

oh, good point... volunteers?

glatt 05-17-2012 07:18 AM

Our local news often has dumb stories like this. They should call the local Fox affiliate. The reporters will come out and interview the neighbors, who can come up with good "worried neighbor" quotes to feed the reporters, and city hall might send out a crew to take care of things and shut everyone up.

infinite monkey 05-17-2012 07:26 AM

You've seen the movie. You gots to get a shotgun and kill Old Smeller. Poor feller.

Trilby 05-17-2012 07:53 AM

Jon Stewart was so funny...asking the French why their skunks
are so "date-rapey" Ha!

infinite monkey 05-17-2012 07:56 AM

Hahahhaaa!

(won't say it won't say it won't say it...know what I'm sayin'?)

:bolt:

Trilby 05-17-2012 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 811951)
Hahahhaaa!

(won't say it won't say it won't say it...know what I'm sayin'?)

:bolt:

Now I do!

infinite monkey 05-17-2012 09:03 AM

;)

infinite monkey 05-17-2012 10:07 AM

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BigV 05-17-2012 10:22 AM

Ooh la la!


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